Posted on 02/25/2021 5:05:32 PM PST by dynachrome
BiteLabs grows meat from celebrity tissue samples and uses it to make artisanal salami.
It all starts with your favorite celebrities, and a quick biopsy to obtain tissue samples.
Culture Isolating muscle stem cells, we grow celebrity meat in our proprietary bioreactors.
Meats In the tradition of Italian cured meats, we dry, age, and spice our product into fine charcuterie
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But that would be cultural appropriation!
So instead of taking a crap on Robert De Niro, I could conceivably crap Robert De Niro. Man, that makes me strangely happy and strangely grossed out...
Until you find out later that it was actually grown from Boss Hog’s biopsy sample for genital warts.
I’ll stick with my local meat shops.
The “Hedgehog” was an actor, also. A very bad one.
Not interested unless it is Catherine Zeta Jones, of which I would have great interest.
Oy vey. :(
I shoulda thought of that.
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