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EAT CELEBRITY MEAT
Bitelabs ^ | 2020 | Bitelabs

Posted on 02/25/2021 5:05:32 PM PST by dynachrome

BiteLabs grows meat from celebrity tissue samples and uses it to make artisanal salami.

It all starts with your favorite celebrities, and a quick biopsy to obtain tissue samples.

Culture Isolating muscle stem cells, we grow celebrity meat in our proprietary bioreactors.

Meats In the tradition of Italian cured meats, we dry, age, and spice our product into fine charcuterie

(Excerpt) Read more at bitelabs.org ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Conspiracy; Food; Humor
KEYWORDS: andes; aviation; cannibalism; congocuisine; flight571; hoax; mysterymeat; satireihope; soccer
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To: dynachrome

But that would be cultural appropriation!


21 posted on 02/25/2021 6:07:54 PM PST by familyop
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To: dynachrome

So instead of taking a crap on Robert De Niro, I could conceivably crap Robert De Niro. Man, that makes me strangely happy and strangely grossed out...


22 posted on 02/25/2021 6:22:14 PM PST by Retrofitted
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To: ZOOKER

Until you find out later that it was actually grown from Boss Hog’s biopsy sample for genital warts.

I’ll stick with my local meat shops.


23 posted on 02/25/2021 6:50:43 PM PST by logi_cal869 (-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 /!i!! &@$%&*(@ -)
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To: pnut22

The “Hedgehog” was an actor, also. A very bad one.


24 posted on 02/25/2021 7:38:50 PM PST by dynachrome ("I will not be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.")
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To: ZOOKER

Not interested unless it is Catherine Zeta Jones, of which I would have great interest.


25 posted on 02/25/2021 7:53:01 PM PST by cpdiii (Texan Coonass Cane Cutter Deckhand Roughneck Geologist Pilot Phamacist. CONSTITUTION TO DIE FOR. )
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To: Linda Frances

Oy vey. :(


26 posted on 02/25/2021 8:08:03 PM PST by NetAddicted (Just looking)
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To: dynachrome

I shoulda thought of that.


27 posted on 02/25/2021 10:06:55 PM PST by Bloodandgravy (Yes)
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