hey, you laugh, but it could happen... these are the same people that drink coffee made from beans shat out by a civet!!!
You could have used fewer words, but not many.
Thank [your favourite deity] that this is a joke.
Otherwise I’d be richer than Trump.
Given all the wood I’ve had to split this past month that was very funny.
I’m glad it had a comedy satire label on it. This would be entirely plausible. In fact, I bet someone sees this and tries to launch it.
hey, you laugh, but it could happen... these are the same people that drink coffee made from beans shat out by a civet!!!
Heck...looks like I’ve been taking shortcuts with my firewood.
One of the comments...”I was in before it was poplar”.
Comments are pretty funny, too. “He was my instructor for Firewood 101 when I was getting my B Sc (Bachelor of Stove Combustion)”
NO
The secret for a pretty campfire. You don’t need to buy fancy artisan wood. A copper tube with holes drilled in it and a piece of vinyl water hose crammed inside of it produces beautiful colors when thrown into the fire.
Yesterday a friend brought over his fancy new shotgun for me to look at. What a beautiful stock that looked like some exceptional piece of tiger maple until I looked closer. It was sycamore that had been given an unbelievable artisan treatment. It sure was Purdy though, lol.
All our wood at the farm is “artisanal” hard work family ‘artisans’ cut and split the wood and stack it cords at a time.
funny.
that is a great example of a burning passion...
Bob & Ray’s “Wing Po” will study your wood and and throw in his flute music for nothing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbiDQ8nQ4pY
The wood does look like some of the artisanal pizza crusts I’ve seen.
Actually I save back about 6 decent looking logs from our wood pile, after winter is over, I clean out the fireplace, then place the pretty logs in the fireplace. Along with some Ponderosa pine cones. They are huge. We have a lot more hot weather than cold! The logs with white bark are really pretty in the fireplace. But this year our son cute a lot of branches off his trees and he cut them down into small logs for us. I will decorate the fireplace with those when winter is over. Come next winter, they will be in cleaned out fireplace ready for first cold front, and hotdogs!!!!!!!!!!
Clever
I have been burning termite infested firewood for a couple of weeks.
I should have canned it for the future!
My FIL stacked it and never used it. Disgusting waste.
At our expense, of course.