Thank [your favourite deity] that this is a joke.
Otherwise I’d be richer than Trump.
Firewood sells for $5 a bundle in the grocery near my house. A couple of years ago I saw a guy buying two bundles and figured correctly he was camping in the nearby forest.
I told him if he had 10 minutes to spare I would sell him a whole trunkload for $10. He agreed and when he saw my woodpile he said, “at the store price you have about $10,000 sitting here.”