1 posted on
02/19/2021 10:58:03 AM PST by
SJackson
To: Iowa Granny; Ladysmith; Diana in Wisconsin; JLO; sergeantdave; damncat; phantomworker; joesnuffy; ..
Outdoors/Rural/wildlife/hunting/hiking/backpacking/National Parks/animals list please FR mail me to be on or off . And ping me is you see articles of interest.
I always look before taking a seat. Worried about a snake or hornets, but at least I'd see a bear.
2 posted on
02/19/2021 10:59:07 AM PST by
SJackson
(If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun...folks in Philly like a good brawl, BH Obama)
To: SJackson
3 posted on
02/19/2021 11:00:52 AM PST by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: SJackson
Lewis Grizzard (RIP) wrote about a grandma who went to the outhouse...
There was a wasp nest under the seat...Granny sat down a wasp stung her....
They heard a scream and looked out...Saw granny running out of the outhouse with her bloomers around her knees and she was screaming “Lord help me!!! I’ve been bit by a shit snake!!!!”
6 posted on
02/19/2021 11:08:37 AM PST by
JBW1949
(I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
To: SJackson
Well hey. The Governor did try to warn her.
8 posted on
02/19/2021 11:10:09 AM PST by
Responsibility2nd
(Trump is a deposed Pres. in exile. America is truly a banana republic. Our govt. has been overthrown)
To: SJackson
Not the same cute bears on the annoying toilet paper commercials?
9 posted on
02/19/2021 11:10:40 AM PST by
Huskrrrr
(Pronouns? I need no stinkin pronouns.)
To: SJackson
the bear just wanted a good rump roast
10 posted on
02/19/2021 11:11:02 AM PST by
Bob434
To: SJackson
In Canada in the 80s, I got bit on the butt by a wild dog but I was hanging over a downed tree limb, not an out house.
It scared me more than hurt me and when I think of what could have been bitten {off}, I just shudder.
The folks I was fishing with had a great laugh, and if it didn't happen to me, I'd have laughed {my bit ass off}.
12 posted on
02/19/2021 11:12:05 AM PST by
USS Alaska
(NUKE ALL MOOSELIMB TERRORISTS, NOW.)
To: SJackson
Bears occupy outhouses???
13 posted on
02/19/2021 11:15:22 AM PST by
a fool in paradise
(Call on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. )
To: SJackson
After having a test drill for oil fail, a hillbilly family wondered over the hole what it could be used for. They settled on putting the outhouse over it. A hole 250 feet deep will last years they exclaimed.
A week later Aunt Sally found Uncle Zeb dead on the floor in the outhouse. Aunt Sally in mourning said: “Yep, Zeb always was one to hold his breath’til he heard the kerplunk.”
15 posted on
02/19/2021 11:17:29 AM PST by
IamConservative
(I was nervous like the third chimp in line for the Ark after the rain started.)
To: SJackson
She was fortunate that it wasn’t a moose...
16 posted on
02/19/2021 11:20:50 AM PST by
kiryandil
(New Movie: The Assassination Of Ashli Babbitt By The Anonymous Coward)
To: SJackson
The bear was okay with the view, until she crapped all over his face.
19 posted on
02/19/2021 11:30:20 AM PST by
adorno
To: SJackson
Looks like Yogi Bear enjoys other things besides picnic baskets......
23 posted on
02/19/2021 12:04:40 PM PST by
Pez149
(Time to stop saying a theory is fact....)
To: SJackson
All I can say is Mt. Vernon. George Washington, Classy.
24 posted on
02/19/2021 12:07:11 PM PST by
Daffynition
(*Mega Dittoes and Mega Prayers* & :))
To: SJackson
To: SJackson
Back in the day, my great uncle staggered to the outhouse, drunk as a skunk after getting his weekly pay and enjoying a few brewskis. He accidentally dropped his wallet in the hole. Got a saw, went in after it, and retrieved the wallet. My great-aunt made him sleep outside for a week. Thankfully, it was summertime.
To: SJackson
32 posted on
02/19/2021 3:45:10 PM PST by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
To: SJackson
Could be worse.
34 posted on
02/19/2021 7:05:54 PM PST by
Rebelbase
(COVID misanthrope)
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