Lewis Grizzard (RIP) wrote about a grandma who went to the outhouse...
There was a wasp nest under the seat...Granny sat down a wasp stung her....
They heard a scream and looked out...Saw granny running out of the outhouse with her bloomers around her knees and she was screaming “Lord help me!!! I’ve been bit by a shit snake!!!!”
I heard a story once about some US servicemen using surplus fuel to burn out the pit under their latrines in order to “freshen them up”. Apparently an officer didn’t want to listen to the advice of an enlisted man, and was sitting in the outhouse when the fuel was lit. He too ran out with his shorts around his knees.