Nope! They use the outhouse! ;-)
At one point, for a few years, we had a three hole outhouse.
I went out to use it in the night, and since the moon was out, didn't turn on my flashlight to save batteries.
After sitting down over the middle hole, I heard a gnawing on wood sound to my left. I turned on the flashlight and looked into the beady eyes of a large porcupine.
Was I ever glad I hadn't sat on that hole! Went back to the house, got a .22, shot the thing, and it fell in.
Smelled worse in there for a few weeks.
Just about the time when Justice ‘Thomas was undergoing the Amiga Hill libels, Guam was overrun with a plague of Brown Tree Snakes. That caused me to think of him making a state visit to Guam, needing to answer the call of nature at night while still somewhat fuzzy, and seeing one of the things emerge from the commode between his legs. Being somewhat surprised, he remarked, “OMG, I knew I had a good one, but THAT GOOD!”
lol
Took me a few seconds...but that’s funny.