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I did a search and didn't see this posted. If it's a duplicate, I apologize.

1 posted on 02/12/2021 3:12:49 AM PST by GeorgiaDawg32
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I am not going to read the article because I am afraid that with the government we have it will end: “We recommend used pantyhose worn by a transvestite.”


27 posted on 02/12/2021 4:00:52 AM PST by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
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CDC (and by extension, all tyrants) are trying to see how far they can push people. Each day, the pronouncements from on high become dumber and dumber.

Yet, it is we who go along with this insanity. ENOUGH.


29 posted on 02/12/2021 4:09:40 AM PST by NTHockey (My rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners. And to the NSA trolls, FU)
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This is turning into the Monty Python skit where the two pilots see how much they can upset the passengers by saying crazy things on the PA.

They are just sitting around the table drinking and seeing how far they can push it now.


34 posted on 02/12/2021 4:21:52 AM PST by alephnull (Islam is not a religion of peace. It is a cult of death.)
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Has the CDC or FauXi been punished YET for making
the atrocity virus to collect patent royalties???


35 posted on 02/12/2021 4:24:12 AM PST by Diogenesis (Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum)
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I don't listen to the CDC anymore. They are the institutional version of that wack job, Dr. Falsey.

They lie about the death rates of covid and yet expect us to believe what they say about masks. Masks are worthless in stopping viruses.

Why do I need a lying CDC to tell me that? They have no credibility.

37 posted on 02/12/2021 4:35:43 AM PST by HotHunt
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They came up with these techniques in experiments with mannequins in a lab and have not tested them on actual humans. They have no empirical data...

CDC wasting taxpayer dollars on moronic “studies” to provide clickbait articles.


38 posted on 02/12/2021 4:39:32 AM PST by Flick Lives (“Today we celebrate the first glorious anniversary of the Information Purification Directives.”)
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Putting on women's lingerie? I told you that is just a weekend thing! :-)

Maybe it's time to invest in scuba gear companies. Pretty sure in the limit we're going to be told to bring our own air with us. <- that comment is actually semi-serious.

39 posted on 02/12/2021 4:43:40 AM PST by ThunderSleeps (Biden/Harris - illegitimate and everyone knows it.)
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I hope we reach peak absurdity soon although I fear it’s a long way off.


40 posted on 02/12/2021 4:43:45 AM PST by VTenigma (The Democrat party is the party of the mathematically challenged )
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Even with your disclaimer, I had trouble believing this was real.

But it is, and what’s worse is that I’ll probably see one of the young liberals in my town shopping for pantyhose at Target this very day. And tomorrow they’ll be walking in the streets or driving alone with their new fashion accessory.


41 posted on 02/12/2021 4:47:37 AM PST by livius
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They came up with these techniques in experiments with mannequins

Mannequins don't require oxygen.

43 posted on 02/12/2021 4:51:13 AM PST by Fiji Hill
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I looked to see if it was the BEE.


44 posted on 02/12/2021 4:58:09 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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They must be in the “let’s see if the fools fall for this one” mode. SMH


45 posted on 02/12/2021 5:06:12 AM PST by WWG1WWA (Beware the fury of a patient man. -John Dryden )
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“Son, you got a panty on your head...” — Raising Arizona


48 posted on 02/12/2021 5:33:23 AM PST by Demiurge2 (Define your terms!)
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We have a guy stealing mail carts in our neighborhood. He takes them to the park, where the cops find them empty.

Cameras all over the place, but HE HAS A MASK ON IN ALL THE PHOTOS!


49 posted on 02/12/2021 5:40:56 AM PST by firebrand
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Working their way to it...


51 posted on 02/12/2021 5:44:59 AM PST by Magnatron
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Makes it easier to steal Huggies...


52 posted on 02/12/2021 5:47:17 AM PST by Magnatron
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Next it will be to wear a Kotex pad with the pantyhose.

(And I sure as hell am not going to ruin a nice pair of pantyhose.)


53 posted on 02/12/2021 5:49:00 AM PST by SouthernClaire (God Bless America)
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Last week I predicted this, as a joke...........................


55 posted on 02/12/2021 5:53:28 AM PST by Red Badger (SLEAZIN' is the REASON for the TREASON .................................)
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Every day is Babylon Bee Day, now.

I thought this HAD to be from the Bee.

🙃🙃


56 posted on 02/12/2021 5:53:48 AM PST by Jane Long (America, Bless God....blessed be the Nation 🙏🏻🇺🇸)
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They will next recommend a plastic bag.


62 posted on 02/12/2021 6:01:36 AM PST by Joe Bfstplk
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