Good ones!
Those were funny. Ha ha.
Now get back in that kitchen and fix me a sandwich.
C’mon now! I resemble those remarks. : )
Like the meme says, there are at least 3.8 billion women in the world...you’d think it’d be clean by now.
Hey now, I resemble that remark :-)
Thanks. Humor is always appreciated
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"
- So, a woman goes to the store to find a husband.
- On the first floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs".
- The second floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs and Love Kids".
- The third floor sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking."
- "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
- At the fourth floor the sign reads: "These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework."
- "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
- Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:"These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak."
- She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
- "You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
- Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store."
On the other hand:
Q: What type of food diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%?
A: Wedding cake
Love ya Sod...
Q. What’s a man’s idea of safe sex?
A. A padded headboard.
Those are great!
Q. Why is it so difficult for men to make eye contact with women?
A. Boobs don’t have eyes.
Thread title reminded me of a great old movie with Perter O;Toole, “My favorite year”
O’Toole as a drunk need to take a leak, goes into the women’s head. While draining, some old harridan comes and screeches: “This is for women only”
O’Toole replies: “So is this madam, but occasionally I must run some water through it”