Posted on 02/08/2021 11:42:29 AM PST by tbw2
All around the country, conservatives have invited friends and family over to enjoy food, funny commercials, football, and being insulted by every major corporation in America.
"I love football," said local Christian conservative Brad Longaberger, "but I also love the humbling experience of sitting through hours of sermons from powerful corporations reminding me how rotten and terrible I am for not supporting progressive causes!"
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Conservatives Sit Down For A Relaxing Evening Of Being Insulted By Every Major Corporation In America
https://babylonbee.com/news/conservatives-sit-down-for-a-relaxing-evening-of-being-insulted-by-every-major-corporation-in-america
The Bee stings again...
And that’s no satire and exactly what happened.
We stopped watching the Superbowl after the Janet Jackson fiasco.
I try to understand the Jeep ad. It is as if they’re creating an ad based on hateful stereotypes of conservatives and Christians but didn’t even think to ask. No church puts an American map up on the altar.
Jim Nantz telling us that football unifies us. Corporate shill. Barf.
Didnt realize it was Babylon Bee. Headline looked truthful to me.
Yeah these corps need to ask fox news how they feel now for turning on conservatives.
bttt
To support “progressive” (better know as “Marxist”) causes, one has to engage in self-hate, self-loathing and self-flagellation. My choice is to love self and to ridicule the moronic commies that try to hurt me, and millions like me, without provocation or reason. Commies are evil. We need to devise a plan to wipe them from the face of the earth . . . you know . . . like with a rag. . . .
It’s all weird.
The country is somewhat evenly split. Most observant people think that Trump actually got more votes than Biden, but we can play the game and say it’s pretty much 50/50.
Why insult 50% of your customers?
If half the country owns a dog, and half the country owns a cat, a smart business would say “Pets are awesome! Everyone loves their pet! All the cool people have a pet!”
But what I see is every business, in effect, saying that “People who own dogs are scum, and no one likes them, and we hope everyone who owns a dog loses their job and gets cancer.”
As marketing strategies go, I think they could do better. Like, maybe, not even bringing up the subject at all.
You don't like looking at black women's breasts?
Why you racist! /sarc
Chuckle!
But it ain’t wrong. It’s amazing how, seemingly, every commercial has gay couples, interracial couples, and damn near everyone else except white folks. Sad thing is, while we all know that there are some that are insane when it comes to being homophobic, etc.....the VERY LARGE MAJORITY......DO NOT GIVE A SH*T.
Folks just want to live their lives and be left alone. But, to the Left, the Leftist that control the advertising and marketing world, one would have to believe that society is one big liberal hipster melting pot. Which it ain’t.
Oh well.....might as well get what ever is brewing over with and then both sides can all move on with their lives.
Nothing like it has run ever since.
-PJ
I checked out ages ago.
After decades of shakedown threats from Al Sharpton, Coporate America has decided to throw it the towel.
They figure it is cheaper to get on the good side of radical groups in America than to take a moral stand against cheap slave labor in China and elsewhere.
Most Americans have more important things going on and are strong enough to not allow themselves to be insulted by a TV commercial.
This was actually the first time I have skipped Superbowl. I got off the football a while ago, but still watched superbowl, actually mostly for the commercials. Looks like I have not missed too much!
Unfortunately, I started watching the Puppy Bowl until they spent a ton of time on that retarded man who lives in our White House and his pathetic wife blabbing about their dogs. I shut it off immediately.
Most of the commercials on Puppy Bowl also had mostly Blacks, or Black guys with White women, no all-White commercials, and if there were 2 or 3 Whites, somewhere in the background was a Black. Since they are no more than 13% at best of our population, I’m not sure whom the advertisers are aiming their crap at . . . certainly not the other 83% of Americans.
May they all go to hell
And that’s why I elected to watch something else.
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