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138,000 Points Suddenly Awarded To Losing Team At Halftime (Babylon Bee)
The Babylon Bee ^ | Feburary 8, 2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 02/08/2021 6:58:32 AM PST by Yo-Yo

138,000 Points Suddenly Awarded To Losing Team At Halftime February 7th, 2021

TAMPA, FL—Though they had been trailing in the Super Bowl throughout most of the first quarter, the Kansas City Chiefs were suddenly awarded 138,000 points at halftime, sources confirmed Sunday evening.

"After closer examination, we discovered several more points scored by the Chiefs that we had missed initially," said one official. "Sometimes these things show up in the instant replay footage."

After receiving the exciting news, the halftime show transitioned into a victory celebration for the winning team.

"We hope this small irregularity doesn't undermine your faith in our officiating," said an NFL spokesperson.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylon; bee
I heard that there was a water main break in the replay booth, and when everyone was let back in the extra 138,000 points were discovered.
1 posted on 02/08/2021 6:58:32 AM PST by Yo-Yo
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To: Yo-Yo
...TOUCHDOWN!.................
2 posted on 02/08/2021 6:59:43 AM PST by Red Badger (SLEAZIN' is the REASON for the TREASON .................................)
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To: Yo-Yo

And the AP has declared KC the winner and we must never speak of the fraud.


3 posted on 02/08/2021 7:00:41 AM PST by NWFree (Socialism is legalized plunder)
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To: Yo-Yo

I love the bee.


4 posted on 02/08/2021 7:02:32 AM PST by left that other site (If you do not stand firm in your faith, you will not stand at all. (Isaiah 7:9))
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To: left that other site

The Bee has several EXCELLENT satires (or commentaries as I see them) on this super bowl.

The one about the referees wearing Brady jerseys is already a classic.


5 posted on 02/08/2021 7:04:30 AM PST by texas booster (Join FreeRepublic's Folding@Home team (Team # 36120) Cure Alzheimer's!)
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To: Yo-Yo

Dominion expanding into scoreboards now ,LOL


6 posted on 02/08/2021 7:05:03 AM PST by butlerweave
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To: texas booster

Indeed!


7 posted on 02/08/2021 7:07:57 AM PST by left that other site (If you do not stand firm in your faith, you will not stand at all. (Isaiah 7:9))
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To: Red Badger

When you win the women’s 100-yard dash by that big a margin, the scouts pay attention.


8 posted on 02/08/2021 7:14:29 AM PST by Dr.Deth
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To: Yo-Yo

The Chiefs beat the Buccaneers 664 to 615.

Bucks had a good season but it just wasn’t good enough.


9 posted on 02/08/2021 7:14:47 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Call on Joe Biden to follow Donald Trump's example and donate his annual salary to charity. )
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To: Yo-Yo

he he he


10 posted on 02/08/2021 7:41:38 AM PST by NEBO (The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves. )
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To: left that other site
I love the bee.

All ex writers from SNL from when SNL was funny and relevant.

11 posted on 02/08/2021 7:43:30 AM PST by 1Old Pro
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History making Super Bowl


Down Judge Sarah Thomas ..Sarah Thomas – the first woman to officiate in a Super Bowl.

12 posted on 02/08/2021 8:05:26 AM PST by deport
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I heard that there was a water main break in the replay booth, and when everyone was let back in the extra 138,000 points were discovered.

If you doubt 'the found points' are real the FBI and Homeland Thugsecurity will come a knockin' on your door...

13 posted on 02/08/2021 8:42:43 AM PST by GOPJ (The problem with socialism is you can vote it in - but you can’t vote it out. )
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To: texas booster

The Referees did make some questionable calls for Brady’s team


14 posted on 02/08/2021 8:52:51 AM PST by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself)
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To: Yo-Yo

Best one ever!


15 posted on 02/08/2021 9:06:56 AM PST by mombonn (God is looking for spiritual fruit, not religious nuts)
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