Posted on 02/07/2021 12:44:35 PM PST by sodpoodle
IT SNOWED LAST NIGHT 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead. 8:22 - The transgender man.. women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not used to decorate snow figures. 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:30 - I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color and be more racially inclusive. 8:37 - Then accused of using a black face on the snowman...snowperson. 8:39 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be completely covered. 8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended. 8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 - The 'council on equality' officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist. 9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services. 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding that I be arrested. 9:45 - The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with work that had been all over social media. 10:00 - I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman...
Moral: There ain't no moral to this story. It is what this world has become because of a bunch of idiot snowflakes.
It’s probable.
Sad but true.
The FBI will soon be knocking on your door.
put some ms13 gang tats on it...
problem solved...
Well yeah, obviously a white supremacist, he built a snow man rather than a coal man or a mud man. The symbolism is obvious.
That’s why it pays to live down south . . . you’d still have a job.
If you put a BLM sign in your window, the FBI will not be able to see your house, even if they have your address.
I’m sorry but if you have no snowflakes you have no snowman. So be thankful you have them. :)
Hillaryous! Where’s the falcon with the snowman?
Yeah and where’s the BSM? Spray paint it to protect your white supremacist azz.
What a Snow Job...
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A moment of sanity in an insane world?
Are you crazy? 😀
IAC, the only way I could build a snowman here in MD without being physically attacked would be if the homes in the entire area were burning coal...
I long for the says of sooty snowmen...
“I made my snowman. Go make your own snow-whatsit.”
Thankfully at 8am my 2 inches of SE TN snow was already melting...
Homeland Security will be asking where are the face diapers and fining $1,500 each. No checks!
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