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Snowflakes!
email from friend | 2/7/2021 | unknown

Posted on 02/07/2021 12:44:35 PM PST by sodpoodle

IT SNOWED LAST NIGHT 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead. 8:22 - The transgender man.. women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not used to decorate snow figures. 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white. 8:30 - I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color and be more racially inclusive. 8:37 - Then accused of using a black face on the snowman...snowperson. 8:39 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be completely covered. 8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended. 8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 - The 'council on equality' officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. 8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist. 9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services. 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding that I be arrested. 9:45 - The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with work that had been all over social media. 10:00 - I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman...

Moral: There ain't no moral to this story. It is what this world has become because of a bunch of idiot snowflakes.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: perversions; wannabuildasnowman; yourfuture
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It's possible:)
1 posted on 02/07/2021 12:44:35 PM PST by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

It’s probable.


2 posted on 02/07/2021 12:46:50 PM PST by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: Navy Patriot

Sad but true.


3 posted on 02/07/2021 12:48:33 PM PST by Col Frank Slade
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To: sodpoodle

The FBI will soon be knocking on your door.


4 posted on 02/07/2021 12:50:17 PM PST by SamAdams76 (By stealing Trump's second term, the Left gets Trump for 8 more years instead of just four.)
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To: sodpoodle

put some ms13 gang tats on it...

problem solved...


5 posted on 02/07/2021 12:53:13 PM PST by heavy metal (your reward will be in heaven not on your paycheck...)
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To: SamAdams76
I think you are right. Simply relating this story on “social media” renders you to be a malcontent, an insurrectionist, and a white supremacist terrorist.
6 posted on 02/07/2021 12:56:25 PM PST by fhayek
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To: fhayek

Well yeah, obviously a white supremacist, he built a snow man rather than a coal man or a mud man. The symbolism is obvious.


7 posted on 02/07/2021 1:04:38 PM PST by McGavin999 (biden is not my president )
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To: sodpoodle

That’s why it pays to live down south . . . you’d still have a job.


8 posted on 02/07/2021 1:04:57 PM PST by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
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The FBI will soon be knocking on your door.

If you put a BLM sign in your window, the FBI will not be able to see your house, even if they have your address.

9 posted on 02/07/2021 1:06:55 PM PST by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: sodpoodle

I’m sorry but if you have no snowflakes you have no snowman. So be thankful you have them. :)


10 posted on 02/07/2021 1:14:19 PM PST by xp38
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To: sodpoodle

Hillaryous! Where’s the falcon with the snowman?


11 posted on 02/07/2021 1:15:45 PM PST by PGalt (confirmed: past peak civilization)
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Yeah and where’s the BSM? Spray paint it to protect your white supremacist azz.


12 posted on 02/07/2021 1:17:51 PM PST by PGalt (confirmed: past peak civilization)
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To: sodpoodle

What a Snow Job...
❄❄❄❄❄❄❄


13 posted on 02/07/2021 1:24:03 PM PST by Pez149 (Time to stop saying a theory is fact....)
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To: sodpoodle
Ah, just go Aussie!

Aussie_Snowman

14 posted on 02/07/2021 1:34:06 PM PST by SkyDancer (Remember Ashli Babbitt!)
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To: sodpoodle

A moment of sanity in an insane world?

Are you crazy? 😀

IAC, the only way I could build a snowman here in MD without being physically attacked would be if the homes in the entire area were burning coal...

I long for the says of sooty snowmen...


15 posted on 02/07/2021 2:02:00 PM PST by SuperLuminal (Where is Joe McCarthy now that we desperately need him sober?)
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To: sodpoodle

“I made my snowman. Go make your own snow-whatsit.”


16 posted on 02/07/2021 2:08:56 PM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: sodpoodle

Thankfully at 8am my 2 inches of SE TN snow was already melting...


17 posted on 02/07/2021 2:13:10 PM PST by Tennessee Nana
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To: sodpoodle
Do what Jeffery Dahlmer did, make a snow bong!
18 posted on 02/07/2021 2:20:33 PM PST by The MAGA-Deplorian (Sarcasm. It's my only natural defense against stupidity!)
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To: SkyDancer
While mostly true there is a bit of snow in Oz.


19 posted on 02/07/2021 2:22:19 PM PST by xp38
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To: sodpoodle

Homeland Security will be asking where are the face diapers and fining $1,500 each. No checks!


20 posted on 02/07/2021 2:38:43 PM PST by SES1066 (I love my Country, but I fear too much Government!)
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