It’s probable.
The FBI will soon be knocking on your door.
put some ms13 gang tats on it...
problem solved...
That’s why it pays to live down south . . . you’d still have a job.
I’m sorry but if you have no snowflakes you have no snowman. So be thankful you have them. :)
Hillaryous! Where’s the falcon with the snowman?
What a Snow Job...
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A moment of sanity in an insane world?
Are you crazy? 😀
IAC, the only way I could build a snowman here in MD without being physically attacked would be if the homes in the entire area were burning coal...
I long for the says of sooty snowmen...
“I made my snowman. Go make your own snow-whatsit.”
Thankfully at 8am my 2 inches of SE TN snow was already melting...
Homeland Security will be asking where are the face diapers and fining $1,500 each. No checks!
Funny because that is exactly how they react.
I spent some quality time today, having a snowball fight with my grandson.
LOL!
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead.
8:22 - The transgender man.. women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not used to decorate snow figures.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:30 - I used food coloring to make one of the snow couple a different color and be more racially inclusive.
8:37 - Then accused of using a black face on the snowman...snowperson.
8:39 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be completely covered.
8:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The 'council on equality' officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, and sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding that I be arrested.
9:45 - The boss called and fired me because of the negative association with work that had been all over social media.
10:00 - I cry into my drink because all I wanted to do was build a snowman...
Moral: There ain't no moral to this story. It is what this world has become because of a bunch of idiot snowflakes.