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Hunter Biden Writes A Book (Satire)
02/05/21 | RetiredTexasVet

Posted on 02/05/2021 2:01:23 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

Hunter Biden has written a book called "Beautiful Things" about his recovery from drug addiction. Not really.

The book is actually a mechanism to launder his millions stuck in off shore bank accounts. Nobody is going to buy a book about a perverted crack head and his string of crack whores. Oh sure, a lot of progressive librarians and professors will buy the book out of allegiance to Biden and the Bolshevik left. Millions will be transferred from the overseas bank accounts to the publisher who will publish a couple thousand books at a premium, with a large publishing surcharge, and then transfer the rest to Hunter as royalties cleaning up the Chinese and Ukrainian money.

Hunter was considering the "Speaking Fees" method of laundering his money but he determined no one would pay more than $100 to hear him speak.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: sarcasm; satire; scorn

1 posted on 02/05/2021 2:01:23 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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To: RetiredTexasVet

“It’s really hard, but don’t worry, unlike pop, I won’t make you give me half your salary.” — Hunter Biden to Naomi Biden

50% to The Big Guy.


2 posted on 02/05/2021 2:04:47 PM PST by fluorescence
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Hunter is being resurrected from ignominy, getting beatified, and groomed for sainthood.

But wait, even better than sainthood.....his father is behind the scenes getting
Hunter a seat in Congress and all the tax dollars the crackhead will ever need to get high.

Hunter is the perfect Democrat......a sex maniac, an adulterer who abandoned his kids,
makes a good buck selling US foreign policy decisions made by his father to US enemies........


3 posted on 02/05/2021 2:06:43 PM PST by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use. )
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Hunter hears a Ho
Hunter hits the crack pipe
Hunter pretends he’s homeless
I can see many sequels to this coming


4 posted on 02/05/2021 2:25:35 PM PST by Lod881019
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To: RetiredTexasVet
He may as well write a book, he already has the illustrations:


5 posted on 02/05/2021 2:26:48 PM PST by Yo-Yo (is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: RetiredTexasVet
I see multiple books in Hunter's future:
6 posted on 02/05/2021 3:12:27 PM PST by DannyTN
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