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Texas Sheriff's Exam
email from friend | 1/31/2021 | unknown

Posted on 01/31/2021 2:31:58 AM PST by sodpoodle

A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman.

He grew up big—6’2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.

When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.

After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.

The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an ‘Attitude Suitability Test’, that you must take before you can be accepted.”

We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot:

six illegal aliens,

six lawyers,

six meth dealers,

six Muslim extremists,

six Democrats,

and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.

"You pass," said the Chief Deputy."When can you start?"


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: bang; humor; lol; texas
smile!
1 posted on 01/31/2021 2:31:58 AM PST by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

ROFL...oh man....


2 posted on 01/31/2021 2:36:15 AM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: sodpoodle

Nice way to wake up!


3 posted on 01/31/2021 2:44:00 AM PST by Artemis Webb (Be kind to each other, unless the other guy is a dumbass.)
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To: sodpoodle

Well as a Sheriff’s deputy from West Texas (Early 70’s) I approve this message.


4 posted on 01/31/2021 3:09:28 AM PST by Dusty Road (")
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To: sodpoodle

Thanks for the morning laugh.


5 posted on 01/31/2021 4:00:40 AM PST by lysie (Labeling Trump supporters domestic terrorists is like calling trick or treaters robbers.They are NOT)
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To: lysie

I am going to post it on my wall!!


6 posted on 01/31/2021 5:23:30 AM PST by Bodega ( Ready to secede now before it's too late.)
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To: Bodega

Very good idea.


7 posted on 01/31/2021 5:39:55 AM PST by lysie (Labeling Trump supporters domestic terrorists is like calling trick or treaters robbers.They are NOT)
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To: sodpoodle

Bwahahaha!!!!


8 posted on 01/31/2021 5:57:03 AM PST by fedupjohn (Waiting for Trump's new Caribbean Resort "Club Gitmo" to open for business! )
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To: sodpoodle
"You wacist!"


9 posted on 01/31/2021 6:35:27 AM PST by moovova (Yo GOP....we won't forget.)
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To: sodpoodle

At least he was given enough ammo


10 posted on 01/31/2021 6:37:49 AM PST by Hot Tabasco
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To: sodpoodle

LOL!! Just sent it to some friends.


11 posted on 01/31/2021 6:43:00 AM PST by excalibur21
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To: sodpoodle

Life would be more acceptable if this approach was taken but sadly I think the Libturds are using this approach after they stole the election and now wield all the levers. We have been told to sit down, shut up and take it or else. Keep pushing. People will finally break. Power corrupts to the point of blindness to what is really happening. History teaches up that it never works. Hopefully this is staved off before the boiling point hits.


12 posted on 01/31/2021 7:22:21 AM PST by Slingwing
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To: All

And, what do I do with the remaining 19 rounds?!?


13 posted on 01/31/2021 7:29:06 AM PST by harpu ( "...it's better to be hated for who you are than loved for someone you're not!")
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To: sodpoodle
Please spare me. I have a really large family to support.


14 posted on 01/31/2021 7:33:07 AM PST by deoetdoctrinae (Become a monthly donor and stamp out FReepathons.)
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To: sodpoodle
Here is another one. I lady from California was pulled over for speeding by a Texas Highway Patrolman. She asked the patrolman, "Could I get a warning?"

The Highway Patrolman looked at her, nodded his head, pulled out his pistol, shot the lady's front tire out and said, "Stop!"

15 posted on 01/31/2021 10:56:44 AM PST by fini
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To: sodpoodle

I must send this on...


16 posted on 01/31/2021 1:43:59 PM PST by octex
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