Posted on 01/31/2021 2:31:58 AM PST by sodpoodle
A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman.
He grew up big—6’2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.
When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.
After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.
The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an ‘Attitude Suitability Test’, that you must take before you can be accepted.”
We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot:
six illegal aliens,
six lawyers,
six meth dealers,
six Muslim extremists,
six Democrats,
and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.
"You pass," said the Chief Deputy."When can you start?"
ROFL...oh man....
Nice way to wake up!
Well as a Sheriff’s deputy from West Texas (Early 70’s) I approve this message.
Thanks for the morning laugh.
I am going to post it on my wall!!
Very good idea.
Bwahahaha!!!!
At least he was given enough ammo
LOL!! Just sent it to some friends.
Life would be more acceptable if this approach was taken but sadly I think the Libturds are using this approach after they stole the election and now wield all the levers. We have been told to sit down, shut up and take it or else. Keep pushing. People will finally break. Power corrupts to the point of blindness to what is really happening. History teaches up that it never works. Hopefully this is staved off before the boiling point hits.
And, what do I do with the remaining 19 rounds?!?
The Highway Patrolman looked at her, nodded his head, pulled out his pistol, shot the lady's front tire out and said, "Stop!"
I must send this on...
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