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Intolerant Biden Refuses To Accept Climate's Decision To Transition
The Babylon Bee ^ | Jan 28,2021

Posted on 01/30/2021 7:51:19 PM PST by metmom

WASHINGTON D.C.—For a long while now, the climate has been undergoing a change to become more like the climate it feels it should be. While many have embraced this, a number of intolerant people just won’t accept this change. This includes 78-year-old President Joe Biden, who, in another example of executive overreach, signed numerous executive orders to try to stop the climate from evolving.

“I remember how the climate was back when I was a kid and going to the movies only cost a nickel,” Biden rambled to the press, “and that’s the way it always should be!”

This is a stark change from the Trump administration, which always accepted the climate and didn’t force it to be something it didn’t want to be. President Trump even helped the climate undergo carbon dioxide treatment to assist in its change.

The new Biden executive orders effectively deny the climate’s existence, saying they will only accept the climate as valid if it’s cooler. Experts are unsure what psychological effects this will have on the climate, but many expect it to lash out with hurricanes and such.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; godsgravesglyphs; greennewdeal; satire

1 posted on 01/30/2021 7:51:19 PM PST by metmom
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To: metmom

It’s not Climate Change. It’s just another Transgender Climate. /s


2 posted on 01/30/2021 8:00:51 PM PST by Cvengr ( Adversity in life & death is inevitable; Stress is optional through faith in Christ.)
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To: metmom

“I remember how the climate was back when I was a kid and going to the movies only cost a nickel,” Biden rambled to the press, “and that’s the way it always should be!”

Was that when dinosaurs roamed the art? Before the glaciers and ice pack was ever formed?


3 posted on 01/30/2021 8:01:29 PM PST by realcleanguy
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To: metmom

Climaphobe!


4 posted on 01/30/2021 8:20:06 PM PST by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: metmom
“I remember how the climate was back when I was a kid and going to the movies only cost a nickel,”

"A nickel!"


5 posted on 01/30/2021 8:53:08 PM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: metmom

The way I see it, we can control the climate in a grocery store so why not just build one giant grocery store around everything?


6 posted on 01/31/2021 12:47:51 AM PST by Zack Attack
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