"It's a Miracle!"
Posted on 01/22/2021 8:05:47 PM PST by BipolarBob
U.S.—In what can only be described as a huge win for the Biden Administration's COVID plan, CNN revealed this week that the total number of COVID deaths is actually going down.
"This is really, uh, quite something," said CNN anchor John King as the infamous COVID death counter rapidly ticked downward behind him. "Only a few days into the Biden presidency, and total deaths are already decreasing! We're not sure if it's Biden's brilliant mask mandate or his flawless vaccine delivery execution, but people across the country seem to be rising from their graves at a rapid pace-- over 200,000 just yesterday."
CNN executives are currently considering announcing the end of the COVID crisis in America. "At this point, I think we have better things to talk about," said CNN President Jeff Zucker. "Now that empathy and competence have returned to the White House, there's nothing really to report here anymore."
CNN has announced they will be pulling their COVID field reporters to cover the Biden family dogs and Jill Biden's exquisite wardrobe.
I vote Sniffer for sainthood!
Dominiom has take over the task of tabulating the China Virus statistics.
"It's a Miracle!"
What was humorous last summer is now just salt in the wounds.
Stand up Chuck! Let ‘em see you!
Biden math, the same way Trump was seen losing votes.
Wow!! Just like Trump’s votes!!
That’s amazing, CNN.
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Man, I’d just about forgotten about that commercial!
Betcha they stop counting “died with” in the number deaths.
Just walking into the White House did it /s
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A friend of mine lives in Atlantic county NJ so when I check my weather on wunderground I also check it there. Wunderground has been putting up CV-19 cases and deaths on the weather pages for months.I swear it said 500 deaths in Atlantic county yesterday but tonight it says 415. Apparently the mere inauguration of Burisma Joe has brought 85 people back to life in one county. The nationwide resurrection total must be awesome!
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Biden is the magic caucasian.
The Bee strikes again.
Are Dominion machines counting Covid cases now? Amazing software can go both directions, as needed.
You are HEALED!
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