Posted on 01/18/2021 1:30:45 PM PST by LibWhacker
WASHINGTON, D.C.—President-elect Joe Biden will be inaugurated this week, and due to his incredible popularity with the American people, he will be inaugurated in a top-secret location behind a massive 12-foot wall guarded by 30,000 soldiers.
"The reason President-elect Biden has to do this is that he's just so incredibly popular," said Don Lemon on CNN. "He has so many rabid fans that they might try to rush the stage as they're overcome with enthusiasm and love for Biden who is by far the most beloved candidate who has ever run for President."
In addition to the 12-foot electric fence topped with razor wire and the 30,000 heavily armed soldiers who have been vetted as Democrats, there will be flying drones programmed to target MAGA hats, a platoon of ninjas, and a moat filled with crocodiles dug all the way around the Capitol Building and White House.
Biden will then be escorted to a secret underground bunker patrolled by attack choppers where he will give the oath of office in a dark concrete room with all the recording equipment turned off.
"This is a slight break in tradition but it's necessary because Biden is just so incredibly popular and loved by the people," said Nancy Pelosi.
Sources say that Biden will be brought to an undisclosed location after the inauguration to live out his remaining days peacefully until Kamala Harris's inauguration next week.
I have been thinking for several days that the Dims have not thought through the optics of what they are doing. To most of the world it will look like Biden needs military force to protect him from his own people. Not an auspicious beginning.
Good satire starts with a grain of truth; it just loses something when the whole article reads as true.
Eek! Someone said they saw a white supremacist!
Butler PA Trump rally.
Biden held campaign events in parking lots. Six people showed up to hear Jill speak....one was heard to say "Who's Biden."
😁👍
Reminds me of the kid that steals candy bars from a store and hides the candy because everyone knows he stole them.
Here are some links to a set of images I received from a FB friend that describe “What is to Come”. I hope it’s true.
Most popular has been ripped off. He knows it. We all know it.
“Most Popular President In History To Be Inaugurated In Secret Behind Giant Wall Guarded By Thousands Of Soldiers”
The headline just screams democracy. /s
☠ Should be the liberals new symbol.
You hit the nail on the head.
Small death camps. Mostly government funded.
Abortion clinics murdering babies
Nursing home murdering the old.
Cradle to grave.
They can slam the lid, anytime between.
President Reagan warned America.
You cant be King without a moat!
Remember when the national enquirer was a joke. Until it wasn’t?
I thought this was supposed to be satire.
I’m old enough to remember when the Babylon Bee did satire.
I have been thinking for several days that the Dims have not thought through the optics of what they are doing. To most of the world it will look like Biden needs military force to protect him from his own people. Not an auspicious beginning.>>>. Yes i think it is very funny. Bidens America. I might drive to DC and bang on the capital doors once a week. maybe i can really freak them out.
“To Be Inaugurated In Secret Behind Giant Wall Guarded By Thousands Of Soldiers”
In a type of prison?
Da, Tovarisch, it does scream Democracy, as defined by the CPUSA.
robot and drone tech is just... about ready to deploy against the masses to enslave humanity forever.
the only thing that has kept the elite from doing this loooong before was that they armies they needed to pull it off were filled with the very people whos families they wished to use it against.
Drones and Robots wont have any issues and can be easily replaced.
The future of the human race is dark indeed, and the saddest part.. the vast majority of the left “thinks” they are on the side of good and working toward a “better” world. When actually they are being duped and used, until they will be discarded.
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