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Most Popular President In History To Be Inaugurated In Secret Behind Giant Wall Guarded By Thousands Of Soldiers
Babylon Bee ^ | 1/18/2021

Posted on 01/18/2021 1:30:45 PM PST by LibWhacker

WASHINGTON, D.C.—President-elect Joe Biden will be inaugurated this week, and due to his incredible popularity with the American people, he will be inaugurated in a top-secret location behind a massive 12-foot wall guarded by 30,000 soldiers.

"The reason President-elect Biden has to do this is that he's just so incredibly popular," said Don Lemon on CNN. "He has so many rabid fans that they might try to rush the stage as they're overcome with enthusiasm and love for Biden who is by far the most beloved candidate who has ever run for President."

In addition to the 12-foot electric fence topped with razor wire and the 30,000 heavily armed soldiers who have been vetted as Democrats, there will be flying drones programmed to target MAGA hats, a platoon of ninjas, and a moat filled with crocodiles dug all the way around the Capitol Building and White House.

Biden will then be escorted to a secret underground bunker patrolled by attack choppers where he will give the oath of office in a dark concrete room with all the recording equipment turned off.

"This is a slight break in tradition but it's necessary because Biden is just so incredibly popular and loved by the people," said Nancy Pelosi.

Sources say that Biden will be brought to an undisclosed location after the inauguration to live out his remaining days peacefully until Kamala Harris's inauguration next week.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; biden
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To: LibWhacker

I have been thinking for several days that the Dims have not thought through the optics of what they are doing. To most of the world it will look like Biden needs military force to protect him from his own people. Not an auspicious beginning.


21 posted on 01/18/2021 1:47:39 PM PST by colorado tanker
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To: LibWhacker

Good satire starts with a grain of truth; it just loses something when the whole article reads as true.


22 posted on 01/18/2021 1:52:07 PM PST by radmanptn
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To: LibWhacker

Eek! Someone said they saw a white supremacist!


23 posted on 01/18/2021 1:52:53 PM PST by TChad (The MSM, having nuked its own credibility, is now bombing the rubble.)
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To: All
Trump held his campaign rallies on airport tarmacs to accommodate the tens of thousands that showed up.

Butler PA Trump rally.

Biden held campaign events in parking lots. Six people showed up to hear Jill speak....one was heard to say "Who's Biden."

24 posted on 01/18/2021 1:54:45 PM PST by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use. )
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To: Sacajaweau; Exit148

😁👍


25 posted on 01/18/2021 1:55:12 PM PST by Mark17 (USAF Retired. Father of a US Air Force commissioned officer, and trained Air Force combat pilot. )
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To: LibWhacker

Reminds me of the kid that steals candy bars from a store and hides the candy because everyone knows he stole them.


26 posted on 01/18/2021 2:05:25 PM PST by Son-Joshua (son-joshua)
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To: CivilWarBrewing

Here are some links to a set of images I received from a FB friend that describe “What is to Come”. I hope it’s true.

https://scontent.fabe1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/137024597_111218654156239_8690888304764340924_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=2&_nc_sid=ae9488&_nc_ohc=eqNHDy8Jct8AX-SbLfA&_nc_ht=scontent.fabe1-1.fna&oh=61291224edb7a92cd8026a5c5b8a1407&oe=602B70B8

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https://scontent.fabe1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/137706530_257242375751019_3624453433736860281_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=2&_nc_sid=ae9488&_nc_ohc=s6g4Ph89ODYAX-TWqZP&_nc_ht=scontent.fabe1-1.fna&oh=238149caa18ab15160d34aa1004b54b5&oe=602A7F29

https://scontent.fabe1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.15752-9/137282819_745516662754089_1525004499013433930_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=2&_nc_sid=ae9488&_nc_ohc=ZbM3VXr8GswAX_kYMMU&_nc_ht=scontent.fabe1-1.fna&oh=2b48e0c15dd6f5e97a8a2660bf0f665f&oe=602B7E1B

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27 posted on 01/18/2021 2:07:17 PM PST by jimbug
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To: LibWhacker

Most popular has been ripped off. He knows it. We all know it.


28 posted on 01/18/2021 2:09:40 PM PST by glimmerman70
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To: LibWhacker

“Most Popular President In History To Be Inaugurated In Secret Behind Giant Wall Guarded By Thousands Of Soldiers”

The headline just screams democracy. /s


29 posted on 01/18/2021 2:13:46 PM PST by READINABLUESTATE ( Deplorable, and proud of it.)
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To: wildcard_redneck

☠ Should be the liberals new symbol.

You hit the nail on the head.
Small death camps. Mostly government funded.

Abortion clinics murdering babies
Nursing home murdering the old.
Cradle to grave.
They can slam the lid, anytime between.

President Reagan warned America.


30 posted on 01/18/2021 2:16:07 PM PST by just me (God bless President Trump and the USA)
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To: LibWhacker

You cant be King without a moat!


31 posted on 01/18/2021 2:16:52 PM PST by Delta 21 (Get off your ass and earn it!)
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To: Mark17

Remember when the national enquirer was a joke. Until it wasn’t?


32 posted on 01/18/2021 2:24:46 PM PST by Texas resident (Biden is China's bitch)
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To: LibWhacker

I thought this was supposed to be satire.


33 posted on 01/18/2021 2:26:13 PM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith.....)
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To: LibWhacker

What a farce
https://www.facebook.com/andrew.thornton.5492/posts/10158289431948640


34 posted on 01/18/2021 2:27:09 PM PST by hoe_cake ( Society of the Descendants of the Signers of the Constitution)
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To: LibWhacker

I’m old enough to remember when the Babylon Bee did satire.


35 posted on 01/18/2021 2:29:01 PM PST by gitmo (If your theology doesn't become your biography, what good is it?)
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To: colorado tanker

I have been thinking for several days that the Dims have not thought through the optics of what they are doing. To most of the world it will look like Biden needs military force to protect him from his own people. Not an auspicious beginning.>>>. Yes i think it is very funny. Bidens America. I might drive to DC and bang on the capital doors once a week. maybe i can really freak them out.


36 posted on 01/18/2021 2:52:56 PM PST by kvanbrunt2 (spooks won on day 76)
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To: MercyFlush

“To Be Inaugurated In Secret Behind Giant Wall Guarded By Thousands Of Soldiers”

In a type of prison?


37 posted on 01/18/2021 2:53:34 PM PST by Clutch Martin (The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.)
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To: LibWhacker
The pervy naked swimmer sniffer fondler is popular. Figures. I hate to say what it makes Americans who support him. And the evidence has been on the internet since way before this election.
38 posted on 01/18/2021 3:51:36 PM PST by Aliska (I'm from the Department of Health and I'm here to health you.)
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To: READINABLUESTATE

Da, Tovarisch, it does scream Democracy, as defined by the CPUSA.


39 posted on 01/18/2021 4:10:57 PM PST by Fred Hayek (Antifa=BLM=RevCom=CPUSA = CCP=Democratic Party )
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To: wildcard_redneck

robot and drone tech is just... about ready to deploy against the masses to enslave humanity forever.

the only thing that has kept the elite from doing this loooong before was that they armies they needed to pull it off were filled with the very people whos families they wished to use it against.

Drones and Robots wont have any issues and can be easily replaced.

The future of the human race is dark indeed, and the saddest part.. the vast majority of the left “thinks” they are on the side of good and working toward a “better” world. When actually they are being duped and used, until they will be discarded.


40 posted on 01/18/2021 4:18:34 PM PST by TexasFreeper2009
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