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Electoral College Successfully Overturned, Buffalo Guy Selected As President
Babylon Bee ^ | 01/07/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/07/2021 12:39:12 PM PST by BipolarBob

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Today in the nation's capital, Congress was set to begin counting electoral votes, but was stopped by a group of Trump supporters storming the Capitol building.

"Congress was trying to count the fraudulent electoral votes and steal the election, but we stopped them just in time," said protestor Ganther Buggo as he propped his feet up on Nancy Pelosi's desk. "We're in charge now!"

The protestors then invoked the little known 29th Amendment of the Constitution that says the first person to storm the Capitol while Congress is in session and stand there triumphantly shall become the next president of the United States.

According to sources, the mantle of leadership has been placed upon a guy wearing a really cool buffalo hat, since he was the first person to make it to the front of the room and strike a triumphant pose while waving the flag.

The newly elected buffalo-hat President will be announcing his cabinet members next week. Biden congratulated him on his victory and then fell back to sleep.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; saywhat
Just when we were about to give up on the sanity of this nation, some common sense kicks in. I, for one, welcome our buffalo horned overlord dude.
1 posted on 01/07/2021 12:39:12 PM PST by BipolarBob
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2 posted on 01/07/2021 12:43:08 PM PST by Joe 6-pack
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Buffalo Bob as President ? ,.. I was holding out for Howdy Doody - at least we knew who was pulling the strings !

3 posted on 01/07/2021 12:45:53 PM PST by Tilted Irish Kilt
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He will have to compete against THIS dude.


4 posted on 01/07/2021 12:49:47 PM PST by plain talk
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He *is* that dude.


5 posted on 01/07/2021 12:51:54 PM PST by Campion (What part of "shall not be infringed" don't they understand?)
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That is the guy who was also seen leading an ANTIFA protest 6 months ago.

Sarah Palin’s Instagram account posted a picture of him leading ANTIFA violence.

Clearly too stupid to be Trump supporter.


6 posted on 01/07/2021 12:53:17 PM PST by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself)
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OK. Thought it was another PoS.


7 posted on 01/07/2021 12:53:39 PM PST by plain talk
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He will have to compete against THIS dude.

What's he saying? "Ee'd Plebnista?"

Regards,

8 posted on 01/07/2021 12:54:30 PM PST by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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This is the dude they are talking about!


9 posted on 01/07/2021 1:35:40 PM PST by Grampa Dave (Law & order took the last train out of DC and America on election/coup/night, Tues., Nov. 03, 2020!)
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Everyone in that picture is ANTIFA....it’s pretty obvious (except to the MSM fake newsers).


10 posted on 01/07/2021 1:58:27 PM PST by PhiloBedo (You gotta roll with the punches, and get with what's real.)
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Apparently buffalo hat is some kind of conspiracy theory kook who will show up at *any* kind of rally to get his attention fix.


11 posted on 01/07/2021 2:19:08 PM PST by Campion (What part of "shall not be infringed" don't they understand?)
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