Biden Releases Controversial New Memoir 'If I Rigged It'

Babylon Bee ^ | 01/01/2021 | Babylon Bee

[Peter ODonnell]

Some people just never know?

As an alternative title for Biden’s book,

Long Night’s Journey into Night

[StAnDeliver]

"This book is a masterpiece," said The New York Times. "Biden, who totally wrote this all by himself, draws the reader in with a compelling narrative of a totally hypothetical story. His prose is artful and engaging. The description of an effort to steal the 2020 election is way more believable and interesting than Trump's baseless claims. In short, Biden is a genius."

This, is brilliant. BB have outdone themselves. This is literally a reading into the future, as the books that will be released detailing Xiden's fraud will come straight from his own campaign and staff, as Nancy unleashes her 25A Committee to successfully remove Xiden.

[BeauBo]

(Parody)

[Kid Shelleen]

Funny stuff; I heard he was planning a sequel entitled "If I Knew What Day It Was".

[null and void]

David Crosby: If only I could remember my name...

[doorgunner69]

Bidet did not have to lift a finger for the fraud.

Soros and the globalists took care of everything.

[bitt]

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[ptsal]

Gosh....this loon is off of his meds.

[Irish Eyes]

That was fast.

[null and void]

I’ll buy a copy if the grocery stores run out of TP again.

If the socialist succeed, that could be next month.

[YouGoTexasGirl]

And the next one....Winning the POTUS from my basement!!!

[BigEdLB]

There is precedent - 1872 - electors rejected over conern of fraud:

Arkansas
Arkansas voted for the Republican candidate, Ulysses S. Grant, over Liberal Republican candidate Horace Greeley. Grant won Arkansas by a margin of 4.34%. However, due to the turbulent conditions of Reconstruction, along with various irregularities and allegations of electoral fraud, Congress rejected Arkansas's six electoral votes. Neighboring Louisiana's electoral votes were also rejected.

Louisiana
Louisiana voted for the Republican candidate, Ulysses S. Grant, over Liberal Republican candidate Horace Greeley. Grant won Louisiana by a margin of 11.38%. However, due to the turbulent conditions of Reconstruction, along with various irregularities and allegations of electoral fraud, Congress rejected Louisiana's eight electoral votes. Neighboring Arkansas's electoral votes were also rejected.

This is from Wikipedia, so it's less than perfect, I am a presidential election nerd, so I knew about this - but this is an accurate picture as I understand it, of those two states in 1872. Electoral; votes rejected on the basis of a concern of fraud.

[BipolarBob]

I am a presidential election nerd

So are you a lawyer or history teacher or neither.

[BigEdLB]

No teaching credentials. Have given talks on US History

[Candor7]

Biden Releases Controversial New Memoir ‘If I Rigged It’....................

Hands Up! Don’t shoot me bro!

Biden is already proving to be a monumental touch hole.

A Coward.