Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

UK Company Develops Climate Change Masks for Cows
wattsupwiththat.com ^ | Jan. 2, 2021 | Eric Worrall

Posted on 01/03/2021 11:30:19 AM PST by PROCON

According to Wired, a new bovine burp mask fitted with a catalytic converter catches methane expelled from cattle and converts it to CO2 and water. Methane is a more powerful greenhouse gas than CO2.

~~~SNIP~~~

There are 1.6 billion cattle on Earth, and their burps and farts are becoming a big problem. Cows expel methane, a colourless and odourless gas which is approximately 84 times more potent than carbon dioxide when it comes to warming the planet.

Zelp, a UK-based company, has developed a potential solution in the form of a burp-catching face mask for cows, designed to reduce methane emissions from cattle by 60 per cent. The firm was founded by brothers Francisco and Patricio Norris, whose family run a livestock farming business in Argentina. “We were aware that in every country, methane is one of the biggest contributions to global warming and we found that methane mitigation tools in agriculture are under-researched,” says Francisco. “There isn’t a lot of innovation occurring within the field.”

(Excerpt) Read more at wattsupwiththat.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cows; globalwarming; goodgrief; masks; methane; ohgoodgrief
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-32 next last
No, not the Babylon Bee, these people are truly insane.
1 posted on 01/03/2021 11:30:19 AM PST by PROCON
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: PROCON

Coming soon to sheeple, too.


2 posted on 01/03/2021 11:31:29 AM PST by rfp1234 (Caveat Emperor: Dominion delenda est.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PROCON

Wearing it on wrong end


3 posted on 01/03/2021 11:31:42 AM PST by HangnJudge
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PROCON

Cruel.


4 posted on 01/03/2021 11:33:01 AM PST by Irenic
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PROCON

Methane-spewing undersea volcanoes? We’re gonna need a bigger mask.


5 posted on 01/03/2021 11:33:13 AM PST by rfp1234 (Caveat Emperor: Dominion delenda est.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PROCON

I used to think catching fairies with butterfly nets was just for children.


6 posted on 01/03/2021 11:34:02 AM PST by Track9 (English language instruction in china is sponsored by the CCP to facilitate espionage. )
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PROCON

I thought the methane came out the other end.


7 posted on 01/03/2021 11:36:11 AM PST by Eleutheria5 ("The impossible happens all the time. You just have to believe." Will Robinson)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PROCON

The cause might be false but, this is a solution born of Capitalism and technology born of Capitalism.
The consumer gets to pay for the masks....lol.

Since we get all conditioned for covid masks these can be fitted for humans too.
Sheeple will follow.
Hurray! S/


8 posted on 01/03/2021 11:37:13 AM PST by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope. )
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PROCON

The UK is an insane island.


9 posted on 01/03/2021 11:38:13 AM PST by SkyDancer
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PROCON

Making animals miserable with pointless human contraptions, all for the sake of the agw hoax.

Before there were cattle brought by humans there were natural herds of bison, antelope, buffalo, elk, etc. All of them burped, as well.


10 posted on 01/03/2021 11:39:55 AM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PROCON

I hate to be the harbinger of bad news but the methane comes out the other end.

I am reminded of the man who said he had a cow that could talk. He walked up to his cow and said...”Would you like some grain?” The cow lifted her tail and said...”afew”


11 posted on 01/03/2021 11:40:22 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Democrats have declared us to be THE OBSOLETE MAN in the Twilight Zone.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Eleutheria5

Somebody will come up with a trailer that the cow pulls and that burns Bossy’s poop and using the methane from the back end too.

I can keep one or two cows in my garage.


12 posted on 01/03/2021 11:40:30 AM PST by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope. )
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: rfp1234; PROCON

In a desperate bid for meaning in a meaningless universe nihilists stumble upon their stupidity and declare it useful.


13 posted on 01/03/2021 11:41:11 AM PST by spirited irish ( )
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: rfp1234
Coming soon to sheeple, too.

It's already happened.

Soon, when the pandemic dies out the new mask-requiring 'emergency' will be climate-change.

14 posted on 01/03/2021 11:41:13 AM PST by PROCON (Molon Labe)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: PROCON

15 posted on 01/03/2021 11:41:21 AM PST by rlmorel ("I’d rather enjoy a risky freedom than a safe servitude." Robby Dinero, USMC Veteran, Gym Owner)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PROCON

If A Fart Can Make It Through Pants, How Can A Mask Protect You From A Virus?

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/fart-pants-mask-protect-virus-050056776.html


16 posted on 01/03/2021 11:41:25 AM PST by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: PROCON

I am really glad I am old...


17 posted on 01/03/2021 11:43:26 AM PST by JBW1949 (I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Eleutheria5

It does come out of there too...and from the decomposition of organic matter from that end... not to mention from piles of decaying seaweed on beaches around the world, whale, seal, and fish crap in the oceans, and from leaves in forests around the world...and from municipal dumps, and from bloviating college ptofessors.


18 posted on 01/03/2021 11:43:40 AM PST by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: Eleutheria5
I thought the methane came out the other end.


19 posted on 01/03/2021 11:45:04 AM PST by PROCON (Molon Labe)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: PROCON
There are 1.6 billion cattle on Earth, and their burps and farts are becoming a big problem.


Someone is doing too much drinking!
20 posted on 01/03/2021 11:45:39 AM PST by The_Media_never_lie (I do not regret my decision to cut all ties with Fox News. )
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-32 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson