Somebody will come up with a trailer that the cow pulls and that burns Bossy’s poop and using the methane from the back end too.
I can keep one or two cows in my garage.
Then when they calve, you can have a BBQ and cook those steaks up with the stored up methane. What about the bull? Your local auto repair shop keeps one in the pit when he’s not working on an engine, and let’s him run free when he is.