[PROCON]

No, not the Babylon Bee, these people are truly insane.

[rfp1234]

Coming soon to sheeple, too.

[HangnJudge]

Wearing it on wrong end

[Irenic]

Cruel.

[rfp1234]

Methane-spewing undersea volcanoes? We’re gonna need a bigger mask.

[Track9]

I used to think catching fairies with butterfly nets was just for children.

[Eleutheria5]

I thought the methane came out the other end.

[right way right]

The cause might be false but, this is a solution born of Capitalism and technology born of Capitalism.
The consumer gets to pay for the masks....lol.

Since we get all conditioned for covid masks these can be fitted for humans too.
Sheeple will follow.
Hurray! S/

[SkyDancer]

The UK is an insane island.

[piasa]

Making animals miserable with pointless human contraptions, all for the sake of the agw hoax.

Before there were cattle brought by humans there were natural herds of bison, antelope, buffalo, elk, etc. All of them burped, as well.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

I hate to be the harbinger of bad news but the methane comes out the other end.

I am reminded of the man who said he had a cow that could talk. He walked up to his cow and said...”Would you like some grain?” The cow lifted her tail and said...”afew”

[rlmorel]

[Libloather]

If A Fart Can Make It Through Pants, How Can A Mask Protect You From A Virus?

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/fart-pants-mask-protect-virus-050056776.html

[JBW1949]

I am really glad I am old...

[The_Media_never_lie]

There are 1.6 billion cattle on Earth, and their burps and farts are becoming a big problem.

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Someone is doing too much drinking!

[AZJeep]

New mask mandate for Cows!
Coming to the farm near you!

[Clay Moore]

I would welcome these goobers to come try to put these things on my cows as long as I get to video it.

I’ll even slo-mo the parts where they get gored and stomped and send it to their next of kin.

They must be working with a bunch of docile bottle fed heifers and not just your average cow in the field.

[Savage Beast]

I thought the climate change problem was at the other end of the cow...

[Bob434]

All this to reduce man’s 0.00136% CO2 in the atmosphere which can’t possibly be causing climate change-

[Openurmind]

Zelp contact info:

https://www.zelp.co/contact/

[aquila48]

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