Posted on 12/31/2020 10:58:44 PM PST by Impy
Well, time sure flies, it's week 17 already and our Bears have a shot at the playoffs. Excited Belly Button Chick? 
"Absolutely thrilled! It would be great to see them lose in the first round and probably re-sign Mitch Trubisky cause all the decent QB prospcts will be gone by the time we draft."
Speaking of the draft, our guest today, expected to go first overall to the Jacksonville Jaguars, Clemson QB Trevor Lawrence. How's it going Trev?
"So great Impy, I'm so so glad I'm not gonna be a Jet. God bless those bastards for winning a couple games."
Well, the Jags stink too, they might be worse actually. Their owner looks like Persian nigthclub owner or maybe Saddam.
"Eh, that's fine. I mean the Jets? God is good to me."
"That is a malicous lie, I did NOT escape the gallows, change my name to Shaid Khan and purchase a football team with funds I embellzed from the Iraqi hosptial system! Can't you see I have a different style mustache than that rogue?"
Whoa! Take it easy Mr. Khan, I just said you LOOKED like Saddam, though your denial is oddly specific.
"There is also no truth to the rumor that I will go on to father "Khan" from Star Trek and that he will grow up to be a bloodthirty dictator because of violent Huissen family genitics! None whatsoever!!"
"Very cool, I love Star Trek Mr. Hussien, I also love not being a New York Jet!"
"Hi there handsome, wanna be a in shampoo commerial with me?"
"Oh absolutely my dear, yes I would!"
"Um, I was talking to TREVOR. Say, weren't you the bad guy is Shaq's movie 'Kazaam'?
"That film was not filmed in Iraq, correct? So....yes! Yes that was me, you see, I have an alibi! I couldn't possibly be Saddam. It's not like he had a bunch of body doubles and could have left Iraq to film a movie with Shaq."
"Hey, Pom Pom Girl, you weren't flirting with that dirty quarterback were you? Why can't I be in your shampoo commercial?"
"Oh Myles Garrett dear, you know you can't use people shampoo. And no I wasn't flirting with him, his long, luxurious Fabio hair just looked like it could use a good wash, by me, just the 2 of us in a shower......fully clothed of course."
"Sounds great ma'am, as long as I'm not clothed in a Jets uniform I'm happy wearing anything at all!"
"Oh excuse me Mr. Khan but according to Star Trek lore, Khan Noonien Singh should have been born and in power already. They really chose way too early a date for him, the 1990's, he'd have to have been born in the 50's"
"Ah ha! You see? Further proof that he's not in my 15 year old third wife's womb even as we speak!!!"
"Oh yes and Impy I wanted to mention you have yet to pick up my option for the playoff thread comedy skits........"
Yeah, I'll be in touch.
Let me know if you want on/off the list
Players get your picks in!
Can the Colts outdo their disastrous performance from last Sunday? Yes, they can!
As long as the Vikings are out of the play-offs, that’s fine with me.
Playoffs ? PLAYOFFS????!!!
( someone cue the coach from the lions 🦁)
Great stuff!
Y’all let me know if the SB will be worth watching. Have SB 51 on tape, so I’ll likely just watch that if no one tells me this one is going to be good.,
This years super bowl has to be better than last years the several before it. It probably won’t include a Satanic strip tease halftime show.
-PJ
The mask wearing during the half time show would make it less obvious that the performer is lip syncing.
Depending on which of the coaches you’re referring to..
Jim Mora, Senior with the Saints
https://youtu.be/wpcFB7gZ6qI
https://youtu.be/Qwq7BYOnDrM
Dennis Green, with the LA/St. Louis/Arizona/LA Rams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWmQbk5h86w
There’s been TWO coaches freak out over “playoffs”, Dennis Green with the LA, St. Louis, and back to LA.
I apologize, I thought I remembered them stopping off in Arizona before moving back to LA...
In fact, it was the Cardinals were originally from Chicago, St. Louis, Phoenix, and then Arizona.
I sometimes re-watch the AFC playoffs from 1994-1995...
and then I get mad all over again that the 49’ers cheated their way through the salary cap, and won that game.
Hebert's rookie records-so far
And, yes, I'm picking Chargers over Chiefs because the outfit in KC already has the first week bye, and Andy Reed is not going to risk the studs to an injury.
>>This years super bowl has to be better than last years the several before it. It probably won’t include a Satanic strip tease halftime show.<<
I would and will not know. I have either not watched the game or when I have watched turned to the Puppy Bowl since 2004.
The negro fellacio league will not be darkening my screen ever again.
Happy new year all.
Buffalo
Baltimore
Cleveland
Detroit
New York Jets
New York Giants
Tampa Bay
Green Bay
Denver
Indianapolis
Kansas City
Los Angeles Rams
San Francisco
New Orleans
Tennessee
Washington
Dennis Green was never with Rams. Minnesota had Green
This is the end of the Cam Newton era in New England. It will be fun to see Belicheck beaten by the streaking Jets.
"PEEPLES are showing up for tiebreaker action. I'm not sure they understand it. I've got Jets game on CBS, so to watch CLE or Miami or Balt, I hafta go to a bar room. That's a problem. My horse gave up drinking. And bars don't take EBT cards." 
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