[Impy]

Well, time sure flies, it's week 17 already and our Bears have a shot at the playoffs. Excited Belly Button Chick?

"Absolutely thrilled! It would be great to see them lose in the first round and probably re-sign Mitch Trubisky cause all the decent QB prospcts will be gone by the time we draft."

Speaking of the draft, our guest today, expected to go first overall to the Jacksonville Jaguars, Clemson QB Trevor Lawrence. How's it going Trev?

"So great Impy, I'm so so glad I'm not gonna be a Jet. God bless those bastards for winning a couple games."

Well, the Jags stink too, they might be worse actually. Their owner looks like Persian nigthclub owner or maybe Saddam.

"Eh, that's fine. I mean the Jets? God is good to me."

"That is a malicous lie, I did NOT escape the gallows, change my name to Shaid Khan and purchase a football team with funds I embellzed from the Iraqi hosptial system! Can't you see I have a different style mustache than that rogue?"

Whoa! Take it easy Mr. Khan, I just said you LOOKED like Saddam, though your denial is oddly specific.

"There is also no truth to the rumor that I will go on to father "Khan" from Star Trek and that he will grow up to be a bloodthirty dictator because of violent Huissen family genitics! None whatsoever!!"

"Very cool, I love Star Trek Mr. Hussien, I also love not being a New York Jet!"

"Hi there handsome, wanna be a in shampoo commerial with me?"

"Oh absolutely my dear, yes I would!"

"Um, I was talking to TREVOR. Say, weren't you the bad guy is Shaq's movie 'Kazaam'?

"That film was not filmed in Iraq, correct? So....yes! Yes that was me, you see, I have an alibi! I couldn't possibly be Saddam. It's not like he had a bunch of body doubles and could have left Iraq to film a movie with Shaq."

"Hey, Pom Pom Girl, you weren't flirting with that dirty quarterback were you? Why can't I be in your shampoo commercial?"

"Oh Myles Garrett dear, you know you can't use people shampoo. And no I wasn't flirting with him, his long, luxurious Fabio hair just looked like it could use a good wash, by me, just the 2 of us in a shower......fully clothed of course."

"Sounds great ma'am, as long as I'm not clothed in a Jets uniform I'm happy wearing anything at all!"

"Oh excuse me Mr. Khan but according to Star Trek lore, Khan Noonien Singh should have been born and in power already. They really chose way too early a date for him, the 1990's, he'd have to have been born in the 50's"

"Ah ha! You see? Further proof that he's not in my 15 year old third wife's womb even as we speak!!!"

"Oh yes and Impy I wanted to mention you have yet to pick up my option for the playoff thread comedy skits........"

Yeah, I'll be in touch.

[Impy]

NFL Live Thread Ping Week 17!

Let me know if you want on/off the list

Players get your picks in!

[mrsmith]

Great stuff!

Y’all let me know if the SB will be worth watching. Have SB 51 on tape, so I’ll likely just watch that if no one tells me this one is going to be good.,

[ro_dreaming]

Okay, so ALL the games are on Sunday.

Here's my final 2020-2021 regular schedule picks.



I'll tell any of the Broncos, Raiders, and Chiefs fans, y'all better be worried about how good #10 Hebert can be

With 1 game to go, he's already thrown for over 4,000 yards - and 37 TD's as a ROOKIE from Oregon... Not Florida, Florida State, LSU, A&M, Clemson, Notre Dame, Bama, etc. - he's from OREGON...

Hebert's rookie records-so far

And, yes, I'm picking Chargers over Chiefs because the outfit in KC already has the first week bye, and Andy Reed is not going to risk the studs to an injury.

[Vermont Lt]

This is the end of the Cam Newton era in New England. It will be fun to see Belicheck beaten by the streaking Jets.

[ml/nj]

Here are all the games you shouldn't watch this week!

Are they still in business?

ML/NJ

[darkangel82]

Buff
Balt
Browns
Minn
NE
NYG
Bucs
Pack
Colts
Tenn
Rams
Saints
Seahawks
KC
Oakland/Vegas/wherever
Iggles
Happy New Year 2021

[big'ol_freeper]

Buffalo

Baltimore

Cleveland

Detroit

New England

Dallas

Tampa Bay

Green Bay

Las Vegas

Indianapolis

Kansas City

Los Angeles Rams

San Francisco

New Orleans

Tennessee

Philadelphia

[TomGuy]

The NFC East is a bit pathetic this season. Their best is 6-9.

Looks sort of like some of this year’s college bowl games having teams with 3-7 records. That smells of desperation to have/be in a bowl. Of course, now there are some 50 bowl games. That dilutes the interest and significance of ‘bowl’ games.

[RainMan]

My final regular season picks
IND
BAL
TB
GB
TEN
KC
NE
MIN
WSH
SEA
LV
ARI
CLE
DAL
BUF
NO

[heavy metal]

it’s impressive seeing the hypocrisy in supporting the nation bashing knee grows...

what happened to all of the talk boycotting the nfl?...

[dfwgator]

Go Eagles, I so want to see a 6-10 team in the playoffs. It would just be perfect for the NFL.

[dfwgator]

And another great Lions season is in the books.

[Rummyfan]

Another coach gone:

Los Angeles Chargers fire Anthony Lynn after four seasons as coach

I have to admit I was sometimes mystified by Lynn's play calling and strategizing in some of the Chargers games.

[teeman8r]

if we are doing this.

Wild Card
Buffalo over Indianapolis
Baltimore over Tennessee (whoever wins this wins it all)
Cleveland over Pittsburgh
Seattle over LA
Tampa over Washington
New Orleans over Chicago

Divisional Round
Baltimore over Kansas City
Buffalo over Cleveland
Green Bay over Tampa
New Orleans over Seattle

Conference
Baltimore over Buffalo
Green Bay over Saints

Super Bowl
Baltimore over Green Bay

thanks for a great year football wise.

[ro_dreaming]

Reminder Impy, please ping the group...

Playoff Pigskin Pick’em...

I have a group of various friends to do a playoff pick’em..

Playoff Pigskin Pick’em

https://fantasy.espn.com/games/nfl-pigskin-playoff-pickem-2020/group?id=27f7e9e5-ae52-4aac-8ca9-1148615e1e4e&joining=true&joinKey=299726c6-0f1a-3eb0-af18-8edfbb7aad42

Group Password........JackMurphy1

It’s for braggin’ rights, (wo)/manly privilege.

Come on, join up... it’ll be fun to talk smack with Grad Students, Broncos fans, and a whole range of new folks!

[teeman8r]

woo hoo... feeling good

packers
ravens
browns
saints

topsy turvy coasting on my last week’s prognostications...