“Trans-Species” Man Has Silicone Fins Implanted In His Skull

anewspost.com ^ | Dec. 8, 2020 | Mark Horowitz

[House Atreides]

Jeez... when it comes to secondary species, HE CHOSE POORLY.

[ZOOKER]

[blueunicorn6]

I’ll bet he molests mackerel.

[PLMerite]

There was a time when silly sh!t like this would have violated the Hippocratic Oath.

[equaviator]

He’s “fin”-ished...As in, “all through”! End of story.

[noiseman]

I think I’ll “identify” as a bald eagle. The government would have to protect me, everyone else would have to leave me alone, and I could hunt and fish as much as I wanted, without a license. Even the liberals would have to advocate for my safety and happiness.

[C210N]

Another attention seeker, akin to the bridge jumper a few months ago, who fractured his skull, just to make himself "known".

[simpson96]

He belongs in a mental institution.

But he’s given credence and special accommodations.

This is how far society has fallen.

[Steven Tyler]

Back in the day, he would be slotted into category “plain nuts”

[aces]

Yea, freak..

[Kriggerel]

Cool, so if I decide I want to be a bobcat, I can walk around the city, and start publicly urinating on buildings and cars whenever and wherever I feel like it, and say: “You can’t arrest me for indecent exposure! I’m a bobcat tom, and I’m just spraying to mark my territory! That’s what we bobcats do!”

(Of course I’m sure some smart cop would hand me a dead rat and say: “Well, if you’re a bobcat, why don’t you eat this dead rat? That’s what bobcats eat, isn’t it?” :P

[Kozak]

I’m sure he will be visiting the ER in the not too distant future with his cellulitis.

[Chickensoup]

10 bucks says he is a furrie

[mabarker1]

Good grief !!!

The demonratcommieblmantifaterrorscumgoathumpingchildrapist Scrools have moved beyond the lgpqztarz transgender crap being ingrained everywhere these days..:

[humblegunner]

10 bucks says he is a furrie

No bet.

He Yiffs at FurCon and blogs about it.

[Chickensoup]

EEEEEEEWWWEWWWWW!

[HereInTheHeartland]

I have thought that one could say they identify as a cat. Then tell a workplace they have to be accommodated with a litter box for bathroom.

[Salamander]

I wonder how much it would cost me to get myself a long, elegant tail?

/feeling swishy

[Salamander]

He did it just for the halibut.

[Salamander]

National Lampoon nailed it way back in the 70s.

If you’re poor and walk around town in a tuxedo and swim fins, you’re the town lunatic.
If you’re rich and walk around town in a tuxedo and swim fins, you’re the town eccentric.