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PASS THE SAUCE Nigella Lawson sends viewers into frenzy with saucy Xmas special including ‘oily balls’ and ‘salty cucumber liquid’
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| 12/23/2020
| rod mcphee
Posted on 12/24/2020 6:13:12 AM PST by mylife
NIGELLA Lawson sent viewers into meltdown with a very saucy festive special of her cookery show, Cook, Eat, Repeat.
Her BBC2 programme was packed with innuendos, all delivered in her trademark suggestive manner.
Among the culinary double entendres were “salty cucumber liquid” and “oily balls.”
Then, as Nigella 60, prepared to crush herbs with a pestle in a mortar, she said: “I’m going to start pummelling, even if it does make everything in the kitchen shake and tremble.”
The presenter has long had a reputation for slipping in double meanings — but was on particularly saucy form in Tuesday evening’s show.
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To: Drew68
Hard to believe, only 22 years ago we were cueing up commercials on CARTS.
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posted on
12/24/2020 6:49:24 AM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: dangus
If I was To do TV or Radio, I would want to have a sense of humor.
Even Rush does.
Man does not live on miserable news alone.
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posted on
12/24/2020 6:55:03 AM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife
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posted on
12/24/2020 6:55:48 AM PST
by
Mathews
(It's all gravy, baby!)
To: Drew68
The Betty White episode was a very successful one-up, but until I went looking for that one just now, I hadn’t seen this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgc4SL0iGA8
Rachel Dratch flips the cluelessness upside down.
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posted on
12/24/2020 7:01:48 AM PST
by
dangus
To: Mathews
She’s doing something right.
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posted on
12/24/2020 7:01:49 AM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: AbolishCSEU
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posted on
12/24/2020 7:06:04 AM PST
by
RckyRaCoCo
(Please Pray For My Brother Ken.)
To: mylife
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posted on
12/24/2020 7:07:57 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: AbolishCSEU
Thanks. Now I’m watching SCTV Staff Christmas. I’ve got work to do. They were so cheesy! I’m laughing like it’s 1981.
Thanks :)
To: Atticus
“ Great skit. But then SNL kind of took it to the next level years later with the cork soakers bit.”
The bit with Betty White is hysterical.
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posted on
12/24/2020 7:16:10 AM PST
by
EQAndyBuzz
(Keep the Faith. Everything happens for a reason.)
To: dangus
“If anyone watches her show, they’d recognize her humor.”
In addition to her lovely rack!
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posted on
12/24/2020 7:43:40 AM PST
by
duckman
( Not tired of winning!)
To: usconservative
IMO, that was the funniest bit ever on SNL. Not really. Eddie Murphy's "white privilege" skit from the late 1970s was funnier.
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posted on
12/24/2020 8:09:19 AM PST
by
nwrep
To: CaptainPhilFan
Johnny LaRue LOL I miss John Candy.
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posted on
12/24/2020 8:10:07 AM PST
by
AbolishCSEU
(Amount of "child" support paid is inversely proportionate to mother's actual parenting of children)
To: mylife
"Hey, she still has it at age 60."
Beautiful woman. She is, she was, and will continue to be. It's not just her face and figure. It's something in addition.
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posted on
12/24/2020 8:17:04 AM PST
by
Hiddigeigei
("Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish," said Dionysus - Euripides)
To: dforest
vomit inducing Second...all the British tabloids are.
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posted on
12/24/2020 8:26:23 AM PST
by
mac_truck
(aide toi et dieu t'aidera)
To: duckman
Yes, she makes wonderful lamb.
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posted on
12/24/2020 9:12:06 AM PST
by
Seruzawa
(TANSTAAFL!)
To: mylife
WTF did you post a picture of Caitlyn Jenner
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posted on
12/24/2020 12:13:19 PM PST
by
al baby
(Hi Mom Hi Dad)
To: Atticus
Meh. No subtlety. The only real humor was in teasing the audience with “sometime between ‘68 and ‘70.”
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posted on
12/24/2020 10:38:29 PM PST
by
dangus
To: mylife
Yeah... I always loved the bit with her sneaking down for a Snickers bar afterwards.
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posted on
12/24/2020 10:40:29 PM PST
by
dangus
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