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PASS THE SAUCE Nigella Lawson sends viewers into frenzy with saucy Xmas special including ‘oily balls’ and ‘salty cucumber liquid’
the sun ^ | 12/23/2020 | rod mcphee

Posted on 12/24/2020 6:13:12 AM PST by mylife

NIGELLA Lawson sent viewers into meltdown with a very saucy festive special of her cookery show, Cook, Eat, Repeat.

Her BBC2 programme was packed with innuendos, all delivered in her trademark suggestive manner.

Among the culinary double entendres were “salty cucumber liquid” and “oily balls.”

Then, as Nigella 60, prepared to crush herbs with a pestle in a mortar, she said: “I’m going to start pummelling, even if it does make everything in the kitchen shake and tremble.”

The presenter has long had a reputation for slipping in double meanings — but was on particularly saucy form in Tuesday evening’s show.

(Excerpt) Read more at thescottishsun.co.uk ...


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To: Drew68

Hard to believe, only 22 years ago we were cueing up commercials on CARTS.


21 posted on 12/24/2020 6:49:24 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: dangus

If I was To do TV or Radio, I would want to have a sense of humor.
Even Rush does.
Man does not live on miserable news alone.


22 posted on 12/24/2020 6:55:03 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: mylife

She’s 60? Dang...


23 posted on 12/24/2020 6:55:48 AM PST by Mathews (It's all gravy, baby!)
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To: Drew68

The Betty White episode was a very successful one-up, but until I went looking for that one just now, I hadn’t seen this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgc4SL0iGA8

Rachel Dratch flips the cluelessness upside down.


24 posted on 12/24/2020 7:01:48 AM PST by dangus
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To: Mathews

She’s doing something right.


25 posted on 12/24/2020 7:01:49 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: AbolishCSEU
Yep...then there's Sofia
26 posted on 12/24/2020 7:06:04 AM PST by RckyRaCoCo (Please Pray For My Brother Ken.)
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To: mylife

27 posted on 12/24/2020 7:07:57 AM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: AbolishCSEU

Thanks. Now I’m watching SCTV Staff Christmas. I’ve got work to do. They were so cheesy! I’m laughing like it’s 1981.
Thanks :)


28 posted on 12/24/2020 7:14:32 AM PST by CaptainPhilFan
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To: Atticus

“ Great skit. But then SNL kind of took it to the next level years later with the cork soakers bit.”

The bit with Betty White is hysterical.


29 posted on 12/24/2020 7:16:10 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz (Keep the Faith. Everything happens for a reason.)
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To: dangus

“If anyone watches her show, they’d recognize her humor.”

In addition to her lovely rack!


30 posted on 12/24/2020 7:43:40 AM PST by duckman ( Not tired of winning!)
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To: usconservative
IMO, that was the funniest bit ever on SNL.

Not really. Eddie Murphy's "white privilege" skit from the late 1970s was funnier.

31 posted on 12/24/2020 8:09:19 AM PST by nwrep
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To: CaptainPhilFan

Johnny LaRue LOL I miss John Candy.


32 posted on 12/24/2020 8:10:07 AM PST by AbolishCSEU (Amount of "child" support paid is inversely proportionate to mother's actual parenting of children)
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To: mylife
"Hey, she still has it at age 60."
Beautiful woman. She is, she was, and will continue to be. It's not just her face and figure. It's something in addition.
33 posted on 12/24/2020 8:17:04 AM PST by Hiddigeigei ("Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish," said Dionysus - Euripides)
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To: dforest
vomit inducing

Second...all the British tabloids are.

34 posted on 12/24/2020 8:26:23 AM PST by mac_truck (aide toi et dieu t'aidera)
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To: duckman

Yes, she makes wonderful lamb.


35 posted on 12/24/2020 9:12:06 AM PST by Seruzawa (TANSTAAFL!)
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To: mylife

WTF did you post a picture of Caitlyn Jenner


36 posted on 12/24/2020 12:13:19 PM PST by al baby (Hi Mom Hi Dad)
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To: Atticus

Meh. No subtlety. The only real humor was in teasing the audience with “sometime between ‘68 and ‘70.”


37 posted on 12/24/2020 10:38:29 PM PST by dangus
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To: mylife

Yeah... I always loved the bit with her sneaking down for a Snickers bar afterwards.


38 posted on 12/24/2020 10:40:29 PM PST by dangus
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