Posted on 12/22/2020 3:04:55 PM PST by sodpoodle
1.Q: Why did the cloud date the fog? A: He was so down to earth.
2.Q: Why are chemists so good at solving problems? A: They’re always working with solutions.
3.Q: What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into another? A: Sorry! My Fault.
4.Q: What did the infectious disease say when the bartender refused him service? A: Well, you’re not a very good host.
5.Q: How did the thermometer insult the graduated cylinder? A: She said, “You may have graduated, but I have more degrees.”
6.Q: What will never go viral no matter how popular they get? A: Antibiotics. 7Q: Why is so hard to wake up in the morning? A: Newton’s First Law: A body at rest wants to stay at rest. 8Q: Why is the dieting advice to “eat light” so dangerous? A: That’s how you become a black hole. 9Q: What did the science book say to the math book? A: You’ve got problems. 10.Q: What are the primary elements of a sense of humor? A: Sulfur, Argon, Calcium, and Samarium. Otherwise known as SArCaSm 11.Q: What do protons and life coaches have in common? A: They know how to stay positive 12.Q: Why did the chemist hang up periodic table posters everywhere? A: It made him feel like he was in his element. 13.Q: What did the helpless T cell say when facing the infection? A: Is there antibody out there? 14.Q: Why is combining a proton and an electron to make a neutron so popular? A: It’s free of charge.
(Excerpt) Read more at msn.com ...
The person who wrote this doesn’t know any smart kids.
See more at the link. I was told to post an excerpt !!!!!
Give it to your grandchildren;)
God bless
Really smart kids laugh at stuff that makes no sense to most people ... and also at slapstick and bodily-function jokes.
Engineer jokes are funnier...
It is over the head of most science students, not enough background knowledge to understand the humor in each statements.
It is Einstein’s turn to be it. So he covers his eyes and slowly counts to 20.
Tesla climbs up a tree, Pascal jumps behind a bush, and Newton stands right where he is and draws a 1m x 1m square around him.
“...eighteen, nineteen, twenty! Ready or not, here I come!” exclaims Einstein. Of course, Newton is the first person he sees so he tags him. “Gotcha, Newton!”
To which Newton responds, “Nope. Pascal!”
Or actuaries
Any XKCD comic
https://xkcd.com/
Ok you inspired me. Why did the meteorologist fail his test on the stratosphere?
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Too corny to repeat...see the post that inspired me.
Two atoms are walking down the street.
First atom: I just lost an electron!
Second atom: Are you sure?
First atom: Yes, I’m positive.
It was over his head, LOL.
~ sodpoodle
It's not easy being green!
My 12 year old grandson loves this type of joke. I’ll show these to him. He will “get” them because he is home-schooled.
Good for you, there’s a lot of good science video lessons available on the YouTube, for homeschool. Try, Richard Feynman, “why”. 3:45 minutes.
Don’t trust atoms, they make up everything.
I guess it’s a good thing Schrodinger didn’t go hide in his box, then. :P
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