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To: sodpoodle

It is Einstein’s turn to be it. So he covers his eyes and slowly counts to 20.

Tesla climbs up a tree, Pascal jumps behind a bush, and Newton stands right where he is and draws a 1m x 1m square around him.

“...eighteen, nineteen, twenty! Ready or not, here I come!” exclaims Einstein. Of course, Newton is the first person he sees so he tags him. “Gotcha, Newton!”

To which Newton responds, “Nope. Pascal!”


7 posted on 12/22/2020 3:13:27 PM PST by Jonty30 (What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults. )
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To: Jonty30

I guess it’s a good thing Schrodinger didn’t go hide in his box, then. :P


20 posted on 12/22/2020 3:37:25 PM PST by Kommodor (Make America Detroit Again - Vote Democrat! :P)
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To: Jonty30
I had to look that up. One Newton per square meter.

Very funny. Now I'm gonna tell it to someone else and pretend that I'm smart.

25 posted on 12/22/2020 4:11:38 PM PST by Family Guy (A society's first line of defense is not the law but customs, traditions and moral values. -Williams)
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To: Jonty30

So, did Einstein pressure Newton for an answer.


27 posted on 12/22/2020 4:15:17 PM PST by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
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To: Jonty30

That was PAINFUL!


39 posted on 12/22/2020 6:52:39 PM PST by Don W (When blacks riot, neighbourhoods and cities burn. When whites riot, nations and continents burn.)
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