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Well that fixed the problem. Darwin Award Family, they can split it.
1 posted on 12/21/2020 12:40:45 PM PST by Arkansas Tider
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The sheriff called the family “very dysfunctional.”

Understatement of the day.

2 posted on 12/21/2020 12:41:46 PM PST by Fury (.)
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Too bad about the dog.


3 posted on 12/21/2020 12:42:39 PM PST by dynachrome ( “The people have spoken . . . and they must be punished.” Ed Koch)
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The sheriff called the family “very dysfunctional.”

No kidding.


5 posted on 12/21/2020 12:42:43 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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To: Arkansas Tider

Sounds like something Florida-Man would do.


6 posted on 12/21/2020 12:43:27 PM PST by PGR88
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The sheriff called the family “very dysfunctional.”

Ya think?

Between this and some other stories I'm wondering if there isn't some kind of rush to get Darwin Award nominations in before the end of the year.

8 posted on 12/21/2020 12:44:05 PM PST by Seruzawa (TANSTAAFL!)
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I feel sorry for the dog.......................


9 posted on 12/21/2020 12:44:20 PM PST by Red Badger ( “The goal of socialism is communism.”... Vladimir Lenin)
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Unanswered Questions Include:

..And the Dog?
Did he survive getting shot by Jr., and is he now up for adoption? Why did Jr. shoot Fido in the first place?
Was the dog seen eating from the table again?


11 posted on 12/21/2020 12:45:28 PM PST by lee martell
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>>“very dysfunctional.”<<

Really?


13 posted on 12/21/2020 12:45:48 PM PST by devane617 (...)
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Woof! Talk about the eternal triangle!


14 posted on 12/21/2020 12:46:40 PM PST by llevrok (Mayberry was a CIA front.)
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To: Arkansas Tider

And, here they are.

16 posted on 12/21/2020 12:47:59 PM PST by devane617 (...)
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Way down in South Alabama,almost to Mobile and almost in Mississippi. We don’t do that sort of think here in North Alabama . . . unless you live in Walker County. Folks have been known to explode when they start their lawnmowers there. . . .


17 posted on 12/21/2020 12:48:55 PM PST by RatRipper ( Democrats and socialists are vile liars, thieves and murderers - enemies of good and America.)
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To: Arkansas Tider; JLS; bamahead; EdReform; saleman; Southack; kosciusko51; Bryan24; blam; Jemian; ...

Ping to the state list.


18 posted on 12/21/2020 12:49:40 PM PST by Jemian (War Eagle!)
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At least it wasn’t over something stupid like who gets to control the TV Clicker


20 posted on 12/21/2020 12:50:47 PM PST by Bob434
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Definitely Auburn fans.


21 posted on 12/21/2020 12:50:47 PM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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This was a series hand of poker. The steaks were high. Oh never mind the barbecue. The father raised his gun. The son used his shotgun and called. Both "men" folded permanently.

Is Alabama Man trying to outdo Florida Man?

24 posted on 12/21/2020 12:54:19 PM PST by I Drive Too Fast
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Darwin Award Family, they can split it.

The father doesn't qualify, as he already had offspring.
26 posted on 12/21/2020 12:57:01 PM PST by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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Were adult beverages involved?


29 posted on 12/21/2020 12:58:53 PM PST by Spirit of Liberty (It's morning in America again!)
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I thought this kind of thing only happened in Alabama the week of the Iron Bowl.


30 posted on 12/21/2020 12:58:54 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Sadly the dog died.


33 posted on 12/21/2020 1:07:54 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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‘Here boy, hold mah beer and’... Oh wait...


35 posted on 12/21/2020 1:11:09 PM PST by Bullish (CNN is what happens when 8th graders run a cable network.)
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