Posted on 12/11/2020 7:59:29 AM PST by BipolarBob
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a historic press conference, Trump confirmed to the world that extraterrestrials exist and that they are in contact with the U.S. Government. Unfortunately, they won't reveal themselves until humanity has evolved to the point where they will re-elect Trump as President of the United States.
"I know the aliens, talked with the aliens, negotiated with them, and they are big fans of me," said Trump to stunned reporters. "The aliens have always been nice to me and I appreciate that. Some are bad, but most are fine people. They told me the world isn't ready to meet them since America didn't re-elect me-- well, technically I was re-elected but Sleepy Joe cheated. Aliens don't like cheaters, believe me!"
Experts agree that since the masses were too dumb to ensure a Trump victory, mankind is likely not advanced enough to make first contact with the alien species.
According to Trump, the advanced alien race is waiting in an interdimensional rift in space just above Earth's atmosphere, waiting for America to come to its senses.
"I miss my 4D chess matches with the extraterrestrials," said Trump. "Hopefully the Supreme Court will do the right thing so you can all see some cool aliens! If not, too bad!"
GOOD!
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Ha maybe this is where we find out that Liberals are aliens
If we’re stupid enough to elect Biden, why should they introduce themselves?
“According to Trump, the advanced alien race is waiting in an interdimensional rift in space just above Earth’s atmosphere, waiting for America to come to its senses.”
Looks like they will have to wait 4 years now or maybe forever depending on the result of the Georgia elections.
They invade and occupy the bodies of our children at 12 or 13 and leave when they are in their early 20s.
There is no other explanation.
Not that’s funny
I believe President Trump knows that we are under attack by demonic forces. Satan, knows his days are numbered, he has read the Bible and knows his fate. He is pulling out all of the stops and there are willing vessels including both Democrats and Republicans who have willingly allowed themselves to do satan’s bidding. Our ONLY hope is Jesus. https://www.thereishopeinjesus.com/
Ah, the Bee...
One look at Adam Shift confirmed it for me. To bad it turns out there is no intelligent life out there.
You are correct.
I wonder if P’Lod (the Weekly World News alien) endorsed Trump this year? He had an affair with Hillary Clinton back in the 1990s!! 😀
Absolutely correct
Re: 11 - that picture looks sort of fake to me.
It could very well be....................
Good grief. The alien looks like Rudy, complete with dripping hair dye.
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