Posted on 12/05/2020 5:33:30 AM PST by MtnClimber
NORTH POLE—Santa Claus's nice list is said to be run on trustworthy software, safe and secure on an unhackable server under his workshop.
But some are questioning the legitimacy of the nice list after the tally suddenly spiked in the middle of the night, adding over 138,000 kids to the good side of the list.
After sorting kids according to their niceness or naughtiness for hours, Santa had abruptly stopped counting and gone to bed, saying he was tired and taking a break for the night, even though he is magical and does not need to sleep.
A team of unsupervised elves reportedly continued the counting against North Pole guidelines, and around 3 a.m. there was a sudden dump of over 138,000 kids put on the nice list. The software also switched kids over from the naughty to the nice list at random.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
They even have democRAT elves!!!
How many were already dead?
Joe and the Ho! Ho! Ho!
I still can’t get over how GOOD the current Babylon Bee is over the last year and a half of so.
LOL
Once again the Babylon Bee ‘burns the butts’ of the Rats (D) and Rinos (R) faster than anyone can say ‘fast and furious’.
The question is:
How many were adults.
We’re not dead just in our 2nd and 3rd childhoods.
I know it’s technically funny, but we are in the midst of losing our entire Earth to Communism. Poking fun at how the communists succeeded is not something I can laugh at. It’s like cracking jokes about someone who just died on the hospital bed.
Humor is a good way to release tension.
The communists know the power of ridicule. They HATE it when they are ridiculed. That is why I do it whenever I can.
Naughty List Fraud... Democrat elves? Santa needs to put the elves on the naughty list... 😀
Little Bobby Soros is getting his doll!!!
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