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Microsoft celebrates undead MS Paint with festive knitwear (Windows sweaters - get 'em while they're... hot)
The Register ^ | Dec 2, 2020 | Richard Speed

Posted on 12/03/2020 6:44:39 AM PST by dayglored

Did someone mention multithreading?

Microsoft has once again unleashed some iffy knitwear on the world with an MS Paint-themed sweater to ring in the festive season.

The company previously flung Windows XP and 95 incarnations at its favoured fans (we note Vulture Central has remained jumper-free) but the MS Paint version is the first to be sold to the general public, replete with worldwide shipping.

The new #WindowsUglySweater has arrived — and this year it’s supporting a fantastic cause!

Get yours today (they disappear fast!) and you’ll be supporting @GirlsWhoCode when you do. Good deal, isn’t knit? 🧶 — Windows (@Windows) December 1, 2020

Available from the Xbox gear store for $69.99 (plus shipping around the world), the MS Paint version is selling fast at the time of writing, with only sizes for the larger fanboi available. The company has also sold off the remainder of the XP and Windows 95 sweaters that it did not find homes for last time around.

Snap one up between 1 and 23 December, and big-hearted Microsoft will donate $20 to the Girls Who Code organisation. The company will top things up to a minimum of $50,000 which, considering the level of the punnage on show, is the least it can do: "Stay warm on the Gogh" – deary, deary me.

The sweater itself is spattered with icons from the, er, iconic package (which harks back to Windows 1.0), although we weren't immediately too familiar with the one on the front. This hack was initially put in mind of a dumpster fire, which would be very on-trend for 2020.

Users can also download themed backgrounds to use in Skype or Teams during socially distanced get-togethers. While Microsoft does not mention the competition, we'd imagine they'd work equally well in Zoom.

Those with long memories will recall a determined attempt by Microsoft to kill off the veteran scribbler back in 2017 before granting the application a reprieve last year. And now MS Paint adorns a seasonal sweater. May we suggest Notepad for 2021?

One can but hope that the festive knitwear does not follow the example of Microsoft's other flagship products if one tugs on a thread just a little too hard. ®


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Computers/Internet; Hobbies
KEYWORDS: girlswhocode; microsoft; mspaint; sweaters; windows; windowspinglist
That front design does rather look like a dumpster fire, doesn't it...
1 posted on 12/03/2020 6:44:39 AM PST by dayglored
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To: Abby4116; afraidfortherepublic; aft_lizard; AF_Blue; AppyPappy; arnoldc1; ATOMIC_PUNK; bajabaja; ...
Girls-Who-Code Sweaters ... PING!

You can find all the Windows Ping list threads with FR search: just search on keyword "windowspinglist".

2 posted on 12/03/2020 6:45:30 AM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."`)
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To: dayglored

The perfect gift for the fashionable democrat communist!


3 posted on 12/03/2020 6:46:03 AM PST by Vision (Obama corrupted, sought to weaken and fundamentally change America; he didn't plan on being stopped.)
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To: dayglored

Even the cast of The Big Bang Theory wouldn’t wear one of those..................


4 posted on 12/03/2020 6:46:26 AM PST by Red Badger (Democrats cheat. ... It's what they do. ... GUARANTEED! ... Even if it's not necessary!....)
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To: dayglored

5 posted on 12/03/2020 6:49:17 AM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."`)
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To: dayglored

I did and do like MS Paint. It was very good for what I wanted to do.

But there is NO WAY I will pay $70 for a sweater ESPECIALLY when donating to a “charity” not of my choosing.


6 posted on 12/03/2020 6:50:07 AM PST by Jemian (War Eagle!)
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To: dayglored

she wears it well ...


7 posted on 12/03/2020 6:53:28 AM PST by bankwalker (groupthink kills ...)
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To: bankwalker
> she wears it well ...

Definitely NOT a dumpster fire there...

8 posted on 12/03/2020 6:57:02 AM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."`)
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To: dayglored
I like the Donkey Kong hockey jersey I designed better.


9 posted on 12/03/2020 7:01:38 AM PST by reegs
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To: dayglored

/massive eyeroll


10 posted on 12/03/2020 7:02:47 AM PST by sauropod (Let them eat kale. I will not comply. Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis.)
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To: dayglored

11 posted on 12/03/2020 7:05:57 AM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: dayglored

Would be cool for the Christmas office party, but Covid cancel that party. We are all .Net Programmers.


12 posted on 12/03/2020 7:27:42 AM PST by DEPcom (2009 has a pattern)
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To: dayglored

Been supporting Windows since version 3.0 came on floppy disks.

I wouldn’t be caught dead in that sweater.

And “girlswhocode” goes a long way towards explaining why so many modern web sites and applications suck sweaty monkey balls these days.


13 posted on 12/03/2020 7:29:23 AM PST by chrisser
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To: dayglored

the collar is too tight, cutting off circulation to the brain... oh wait, they are microsoft products :)


14 posted on 12/03/2020 12:05:25 PM PST by Bob434
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To: chrisser

That sweater will probably unravel just like Windows 10 does.


15 posted on 12/03/2020 1:02:38 PM PST by minnesota_bound (I need more money. )
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To: dayglored

I mean who could resist one of those? Oh yeah, everyone.


16 posted on 12/03/2020 9:12:39 PM PST by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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