Posted on 12/01/2020 7:42:18 PM PST by dynachrome
UTAH DESERT—Scientists and conspiracy theorists are baffled after a strange monolith-shaped stack of missing Trump votes was discovered without explanation in the middle of the Utah desert.
"RIGGED ELECTION!" tweeted Donald Trump after seeing the news on his Twitter feed. "They found my missing votes! There must be 10 million in that stack alone!"
Scientists insist Trump's allegations are "baseless" and that the strange stack of mail-in votes for Trump is more likely the result of an artist's work or perhaps an alien visitor.
Rudy Giuliani was last seen rappelling down the side of a nearby cliff face to examine the stack of ballots with a flashlight and a magnifying glass. He has announced to the press that by the time he's done examining all the ballots by himself, Trump will be revealed to be the clear winner in all 50 states.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
the Bee...lol, as usual
Poor Rudy lol
So loyal and still getting body shots :)
But that was funny :)
Trump and that whole team are 100x tougher than me.
I’m thin skinned....fat but thinned skin lol
This whole thing would be killing me
Babylon Bee....cutting edge satire.
I knew the aliens supported Trump.
The legal aliens support Trump. The illegal aliens support Biden.
So which court of appeals circuit is it that covers Utah?
DANG!
Definitely, but I was thinking of the Weekly World News aliens.
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