Posted on 11/27/2020 4:23:21 AM PST by sodpoodle
The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and this new product will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day...There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2025, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them
And...if you don't send this to five senior friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing today.
In other news, YouTube, Twitter and Facebook announced a merger.
The new site will be called YouTwitFace.com.
Good one(s);)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh wow!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
My morning coffee out my nose!
This is way more than the first chuckle of my day (-:
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“It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one”
Will be too expensive making it hard on the poor?
Pfepsi!
Will their stocks rise, too?
So does that mean the Harris/Biden Regime will put vaccines in Pepsi?
Reportedly, jeff toobin and tony weiner buying stocks in the company.
YTFs are smiling :)
Snow White’s little friends will go for a 7 UP.
Thought for the day...every guy gets new nick name orgasm donor.
ping for you
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