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Pfizer and Pepsi to merge
email from friend | 11//27/2020 | unknown

Posted on 11/27/2020 4:23:21 AM PST by sodpoodle

The Pfizer Corporation announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and this new product will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day...There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2025, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them

And...if you don't send this to five senior friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing today.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: possible
Don't complain!
1 posted on 11/27/2020 4:23:21 AM PST by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle
I sent this to a friend. His name is Hugh G. Rection.

In other news, YouTube, Twitter and Facebook announced a merger.

The new site will be called YouTwitFace.com.

2 posted on 11/27/2020 4:27:59 AM PST by real saxophonist (Do not pray for an easy life. Pray for the strength to endure a difficult one. -Bruce Lee)
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To: real saxophonist

Good one(s);)


3 posted on 11/27/2020 4:29:41 AM PST by sodpoodle (Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
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To: sodpoodle

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh wow!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
My morning coffee out my nose!

This is way more than the first chuckle of my day (-:


4 posted on 11/27/2020 4:30:41 AM PST by StACase (CO2 is NOT a Problem)
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To: Lazamataz; humblegunner

Ping To:

“It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one”


5 posted on 11/27/2020 4:34:59 AM PST by Candor7 ((Obama Fascism:http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html) )
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To: sodpoodle

Will be too expensive making it hard on the poor?


6 posted on 11/27/2020 4:39:05 AM PST by bramps (It's the Islam, stupid! )
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To: sodpoodle

Pfepsi!


7 posted on 11/27/2020 4:56:15 AM PST by MortMan (Shouldn't "palindrome" read the same forward and backward?)
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To: bramps

Will their stocks rise, too?


8 posted on 11/27/2020 5:07:23 AM PST by Eleutheria5 (To be good, you've got to be tough as boots. - Jordan Peterson)
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To: sodpoodle

So does that mean the Harris/Biden Regime will put vaccines in Pepsi?


9 posted on 11/27/2020 5:19:23 AM PST by KeyLargo
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To: sodpoodle

Reportedly, jeff toobin and tony weiner buying stocks in the company.


10 posted on 11/27/2020 5:32:41 AM PST by I want the USA back (I fear my government much more than a virus from china.)
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To: real saxophonist

YTFs are smiling :)


11 posted on 11/27/2020 6:30:07 AM PST by ptsal (Vote R.E.D. >>>Remove Every Democrat ***)
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To: sodpoodle

Snow White’s little friends will go for a 7 UP.


12 posted on 11/27/2020 6:55:46 AM PST by deoetdoctrinae (Become a monthly donor and stamp out FReepathons.)
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To: sodpoodle

Thought for the day...every guy gets new nick name orgasm donor.


13 posted on 11/27/2020 9:43:44 AM PST by Vaduz (women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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To: Interesting Times

ping for you


14 posted on 11/27/2020 10:19:57 AM PST by GreyFriar (Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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