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'Zombie minks' in Denmark that were killed to stop spread of coronavirus appear to rise from their graves
Fox news ^ | 11-26-20 | Julia Musto

Posted on 11/26/2020 5:52:20 PM PST by dynachrome

The minks were culled after 11 people were sickened in mink farms and factories

Minks infected with a mutated strain of the novel coronavirus appeared to rise from the grave this week after thousands were culled in Denmark earlier in the month.

The decision to kill the animals was made following the discovery that 11 people had been sickened by the same strain found in mink farms and factories.

However, in the haste to dispose of the bodies, Danish authorities reported Thursday that some of the carcasses had risen to the surface of their makeshift graves after gases built up inside the decomposing bodies.

The corpses were buried in military training fields outside the town of Holstebro.The "zombie" mink are being reburied elsewhere and environment officials have promised to fix the situation.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: denmark; europeanunion; kungflu; minks; paranoia; zombies
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Who knew that the zombie apocalypse would start with minks?

Rather ugly aerial photo of the carcasses being buried at the site.

1 posted on 11/26/2020 5:52:20 PM PST by dynachrome
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To: null and void

Bring out your fur coats?


2 posted on 11/26/2020 5:52:51 PM PST by dynachrome (People who get what they want are often surprised when they also get what they deserve. ~ james wood)
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To: dynachrome

I had my money on otters...


3 posted on 11/26/2020 5:57:18 PM PST by EEGator
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To: dynachrome

Floating minks?? “That mink don’t sink!”


4 posted on 11/26/2020 5:57:27 PM PST by BipolarBob (Trump was elected, Biden was Deep State selected.)
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To: dynachrome

Can’t keep a good mink down!


5 posted on 11/26/2020 5:57:36 PM PST by 2111USMC (Aim Small Miss Small)
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To: dynachrome

....AND SO IT BEGINS. /sarc


6 posted on 11/26/2020 5:59:10 PM PST by House Atreides
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To: dynachrome
Do you have a license for your mink?


7 posted on 11/26/2020 6:00:23 PM PST by Magnum44 (My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
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To: dynachrome; KC_Lion

Just felt like pinging LoL


8 posted on 11/26/2020 6:02:28 PM PST by CondoleezzaProtege
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To: dynachrome

Sign of the Apocalypse


9 posted on 11/26/2020 6:08:08 PM PST by MuttTheHoople (What if the Lord sent COVID-19 to immunize the world from something more deadly?)
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To: dynachrome
That's not fair! It is too late for the mink to vote in the American elections.


10 posted on 11/26/2020 6:16:34 PM PST by magooey (The Mandate of Heaven resides in the hearts of men.)
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To: dynachrome

Maybe what’s left of Hollywood can do a remake of an old film; “That Touch of Mink” from 1962.
Starring Doris Day, Cary Grant and Audrey Meadows.
A zany, madcap comedy about a virtuous secretary (Doris D.) who wants to wed a confirmed bachelor (Cary G.).

The remake would have Zombie Minks waking up and biting people. The biting victims would develop a Split Personality, balancing virtue with vice!


11 posted on 11/26/2020 6:19:37 PM PST by lee martell
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To: dynachrome

I would check my mink coat.


12 posted on 11/26/2020 6:57:11 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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To: dynachrome; Gamecock; SaveFerris; PROCON

I always thought it would be sable or nutria.


13 posted on 11/26/2020 6:58:04 PM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: Magnum44

That’s not my dog.


14 posted on 11/26/2020 7:22:22 PM PST by bwest
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To: dynachrome; Darksheare

Who knew Darks was a Dane?


15 posted on 11/26/2020 7:54:54 PM PST by null and void (If a country fixed a national election overnight like America just did, we would probably invade it.)
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To: dynachrome

Goodness! How did you get the mink?

Goodness had nothing to do with it!


16 posted on 11/26/2020 7:55:57 PM PST by null and void (If a country fixed a national election overnight like America just did, we would probably invade it.)
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To: dynachrome

More mail in ballots to count for Biden


17 posted on 11/26/2020 8:00:04 PM PST by HereInTheHeartland (Leave me alone, I have no incriminating evidence on the Clintons)
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To: null and void; dynachrome

I had to start the zombocalypse somewhere.
Why not there?


18 posted on 11/26/2020 8:31:55 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same. )
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To: Darksheare

Reptilicus.

That’s why.


19 posted on 11/26/2020 8:40:14 PM PST by null and void (If a country fixed a national election overnight like America just did, we would probably invade it.)
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To: null and void

You worry too much.
Just wait until they find the demon squirrels and vampire deer!


20 posted on 11/26/2020 9:05:49 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same. )
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