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Who knew that the zombie apocalypse would start with minks?

Rather ugly aerial photo of the carcasses being buried at the site.

1 posted on 11/26/2020 5:52:20 PM PST by dynachrome
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To: null and void

Bring out your fur coats?


2 posted on 11/26/2020 5:52:51 PM PST by dynachrome (People who get what they want are often surprised when they also get what they deserve. ~ james wood)
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To: dynachrome

I had my money on otters...


3 posted on 11/26/2020 5:57:18 PM PST by EEGator
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To: dynachrome

Floating minks?? “That mink don’t sink!”


4 posted on 11/26/2020 5:57:27 PM PST by BipolarBob (Trump was elected, Biden was Deep State selected.)
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To: dynachrome

Can’t keep a good mink down!


5 posted on 11/26/2020 5:57:36 PM PST by 2111USMC (Aim Small Miss Small)
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To: dynachrome

....AND SO IT BEGINS. /sarc


6 posted on 11/26/2020 5:59:10 PM PST by House Atreides
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To: dynachrome; KC_Lion

Just felt like pinging LoL


8 posted on 11/26/2020 6:02:28 PM PST by CondoleezzaProtege
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To: dynachrome

Sign of the Apocalypse


9 posted on 11/26/2020 6:08:08 PM PST by MuttTheHoople (What if the Lord sent COVID-19 to immunize the world from something more deadly?)
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To: dynachrome
That's not fair! It is too late for the mink to vote in the American elections.


10 posted on 11/26/2020 6:16:34 PM PST by magooey (The Mandate of Heaven resides in the hearts of men.)
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To: dynachrome

Maybe what’s left of Hollywood can do a remake of an old film; “That Touch of Mink” from 1962.
Starring Doris Day, Cary Grant and Audrey Meadows.
A zany, madcap comedy about a virtuous secretary (Doris D.) who wants to wed a confirmed bachelor (Cary G.).

The remake would have Zombie Minks waking up and biting people. The biting victims would develop a Split Personality, balancing virtue with vice!


11 posted on 11/26/2020 6:19:37 PM PST by lee martell
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To: dynachrome

I would check my mink coat.


12 posted on 11/26/2020 6:57:11 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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To: dynachrome; Gamecock; SaveFerris; PROCON

I always thought it would be sable or nutria.


13 posted on 11/26/2020 6:58:04 PM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: dynachrome

Goodness! How did you get the mink?

Goodness had nothing to do with it!


16 posted on 11/26/2020 7:55:57 PM PST by null and void (If a country fixed a national election overnight like America just did, we would probably invade it.)
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To: dynachrome

More mail in ballots to count for Biden


17 posted on 11/26/2020 8:00:04 PM PST by HereInTheHeartland (Leave me alone, I have no incriminating evidence on the Clintons)
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To: dynachrome

Something rotten in Denmark.


21 posted on 11/26/2020 9:11:32 PM PST by Palio di Siena
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