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Staffers Crying Over Jordan Peterson Book Cured By Forcing Them To Read Jordan Peterson Book
Babylon Bee ^ | 11/25/2020 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/26/2020 10:27:08 AM PST by tbw2

ONTARIO—After distraught staffers at Penguin Random House Canada complained about the publication of Jordan Peterson's new book Beyond Order: 12 More Rules For Life, the publishing company quickly solved the problem by forcing the crying employees to read Jordan Peterson's book. According to sources, employees have been completely cured of their whining, self-destructive victimhood.

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TOPICS: Books/Literature; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; humor; jokes; jordanpeterson; parody

1 posted on 11/26/2020 10:27:08 AM PST by tbw2
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What do you know? So there are real places where gender studies and social-work college majors can actually find work


2 posted on 11/26/2020 10:33:06 AM PST by PGR88
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Hmmm.... I’m reminded of the expression “Hair of the dog that bit ya!”


3 posted on 11/26/2020 10:53:02 AM PST by hecticskeptic
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To: tbw2

Babylon Bee is the TRUE paper of record for modern America.


4 posted on 11/26/2020 10:55:48 AM PST by unlearner (Be ready for war.)
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Why do we care if four anonymous employees cry? We used to have names for people like that but we get in trouble using references to female anatomy.


5 posted on 11/26/2020 10:55:51 AM PST by webheart (Coronavirus, I give up. Come get me.)
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“Sources within the company say that productivity and employee satisfaction have risen by 3000% since they forced everyone to read the book.”
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LOL


6 posted on 11/26/2020 11:21:34 AM PST by Yardstick
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“... so you’re saying you hate women?”

LOL!


7 posted on 11/26/2020 11:43:29 AM PST by BwanaNdege ( Experience is the best teacher, but if you can accept it 2nd hand, the tuition is less!)
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Employees have been completely cured of their whining.

Wow PC is taking a beating like an Ali vs Biden fight.


8 posted on 11/26/2020 12:53:07 PM PST by Vaduz (women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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