Funny Thanksgiving tip

"Make sure that you turn your weight scale back 10 lbs. Wednesday night before retiring."

We do that just about every day. Thanksgiving We just add a Turkey (or 2) maybe a Ham. Greenbean Casserole, Sweet Potato Pie, Cornbread Dressing, extra Cornbread and Rolls, change the Cream Gravy to Giblet Gravy (and at least double the quantity), the Bar opens at 00:01 Thanksgiving Day at the Host House. Every Adult is required to bring some sort of Adult Beverage if they partake and if We're lucky somebody brings some Moonshine. Host House provides Sweet Tea, Coffee and assorted Soda's: Sundrop, Cheerwine, Fanta Orange and the usual Sprite/7up and Coke or Pepsi. Most likely the WallyWorld Brand.

If the Turkey(s) are going to be Deep Fried that event is done about 1 hour before Service begins. Store Birds cook for 3 minutes @ pound at 360°F, Wild Bird(if lucky enough to have them)ONLY COOK FOR 1 MINUTE @ POUND! I found that out the hard way. The only edible part was about 2 fingers of Breast Meat in each side. If it's oven bird then the Women Folk are in charge of that method because it just takes too long to do. Plus the Women Folk don't like Us in the Kitchen anyway.

Tents and Campers are welcome in case of Adult Beverage over consumption or no Designated Driver. Out of Town Guests already have Kin to stay with or Hotel Reservations.

Sounds incredible especially the Bambi and Birds. I’m the only person that would eat those in our house.

When I was about 6 I remember going to an Aunt & Uncles Farm in S.E. Ohio and it was a HUGE Event, probably 40-50 people ate in the Dining Hall that had 1 huge long table that seated everyone even Us Kids, no card tables YEAH!!! All the food was from the Farm. Us Kids were setup to Churn the Butter and hand crank several Ice Cream machines (Chocolate, Vanilla and Strawberry) to keep us from underfoot and out of trouble.

It was amazing !!!

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Yeah those are Purty Danged GOOD !!! I’ll eat a couple of those babies, just have to find a closet the wheelchair will fit in because Mama would be mad...Her to the store for something

Or come to Your place and send Her to the store for something
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