Posted on 11/14/2020 8:07:16 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WASHINGTON, D.C.—After a lengthy campaign to wipe out half of all life in the universe, controversial environmental activist Thanos has called for humanity to come together, end their divisions, and unify.
The environmentalist activist gave a victory speech after accomplishing his plan to acquire the Infinity Stones, place them in a specially designed glove, and snap his fingers to end billions of lives.
"Now that I have destroyed half of all life in existence, it is time for unity," Thanos said in a speech Tuesday. "I know I treated you all as enemies and called for your total destruction, making it my life's mission to slaughter half the organic life in our reality. But now it is time for our universe to heal."
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Thanos wiped out half of . . . you know, the thing! But we can still get behind him! C’mon, man!
DANG!
LOL!
Beautiful! BB hits a home run.
The Rats really have no respect for life. That is why they are so miserable all the time.
Hey, that’s happened before...with some girl-grabber named Mohamed...
Bill and Melinda, Sachs and Soros, etc would go Thanos one better. Their idea is more along the lines of wiping out 6/7ths of humanity, leaving one billion to enjoy this earthly socialist utopia.
That’s a good one
I thought it was 500 million. When I was in college, my socialist meteorology professor was claiming da erf could only support 200 million.
Yeah, well, if they manage that, I’ll be in heaven and never have to deal with them again.
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