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69 Million Trump Supporters Take To Streets To Drive To Work And Go About Their Lives As Normal
babylonbee.com ^ | 11/5/2020 | babylonbee.com

Posted on 11/09/2020 5:24:53 PM PST by bitt

Angered at President Donald Trump's apparent loss, the president's psychotic supporters took to the streets to drive to work and go about their lives as normal.

Crowds of Trump supporters were seen just kinda doing the same old thing they always do, not burning down any buildings or assaulting anyone or tipping over statues. The deranged, dangerous followers of the fascist ruler got in their cars and flooded the streets, but they were just driving to work, because life goes on.

Some got out of their cars and marched, but they were just marching into their offices and onto construction sites, the ones where they work, because they have jobs and their whole lives don't hinge on who is or isn't in the White House.

"Look at how insane these Trump supporters are!" screamed one commentator on CNN. "They are flooding our streets and going to work like usual! AHHHHHHHH!!!"

At publishing time, they were seen going into people's homes and private property, though they were their own homes, because they were just going home for the evening to hang out with their families and maybe watch some TV.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; supporters; trump

1 posted on 11/09/2020 5:24:53 PM PST by bitt
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2 posted on 11/09/2020 5:25:09 PM PST by bitt (Well gosh, it is beginning to look like rock bottom had a basement to it)
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To: bitt

Not me. I’m on vacation this week.


3 posted on 11/09/2020 5:27:34 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (July 4th 1776-November 3rd 2020 RIP to our Constitutional Republic. Welcome to the Banana Republic.)
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To: bitt

This chump is humpin’ for Trump!


4 posted on 11/09/2020 5:28:02 PM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: bitt

If biden is ever certified, Trump voters’ incredible discipline may slip.

But certainly not at this point.

We don’t destroy things, we build things.

Unless something calls for destroying


5 posted on 11/09/2020 5:28:29 PM PST by dp0622 (Tried a coup, a fake tax story, tramp slander, Russia nonsense, impeachment and a virus. They lost.)
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To: bitt

BTTT indeed LOL!


6 posted on 11/09/2020 5:29:50 PM PST by mrsmith (US MEDIA: " Every 'White' cop is a criminal! And all the 'non-white' criminals saints!")
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To: dp0622

“...Unless something calls for destroying..”

Yep. I suspect there’s a whole big bunch that’s just itching to take em on too...IF it goes that way.


7 posted on 11/09/2020 5:31:23 PM PST by lgjhn23 (Libs are a virus.....the DemoVirus!!)
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To: bitt

One of BB’s best. By comparison, it sure draws attention to the RATs’ animal behavior in 2016.


8 posted on 11/09/2020 5:33:27 PM PST by MayflowerMadam (Liberty over lock-downs. Freedom over face masks.)
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To: bitt

True, Babylon Bee....so true...


9 posted on 11/09/2020 6:18:35 PM PST by Deplorable American1776 (We might be DEPLORABLES, but won't cheat like Dems)
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To: bitt

Thanks for not using the Sarc tag.

Seems like the Bee is starting to get less sarcasm and they are bordering on the truth.


10 posted on 11/09/2020 6:31:04 PM PST by lizma2
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To: bitt

This ain’t funny.


11 posted on 11/09/2020 6:32:02 PM PST by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope.)
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To: bitt
But.....but.....but.....what about all those white nationalists rioting? Where are the reports of that? Doesn't anyone see them burning down cities like was promised?

Oh, I guess they couldn't take the time off from work to riot. Maybe next time.

12 posted on 11/09/2020 6:39:28 PM PST by GaryCrow
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