Posted on 10/30/2020 6:45:06 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
PHILADELPHIA, PA—Protests over racial injustice erupted in Philly, and not a moment too soon: local man Michael Parsons was getting behind on his Christmas shopping.
"Well, this is convenient," he said as he saw people were protesting the shooting of a man who was just one knife away from being unarmed. He grabbed his balaclava, a sign reading "INJUSTICE ANYWHERE IS A THREAT TO JUSTICE EVERYWHERE," and a shopping cart, and headed out the door.
"Justice for whoever it was!" he cried as he made a stop at Best Buy and picked up an iPad for his mom and all six Star Wars movies on Blu-ray for his brother. "And you know what? I'm gonna treat myself," he added as he threw a few Xbox games into his cart for himself.
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DANG!
BOOM! Babylon Bee does it again :)
Bee Bump
I saw video of a Dollar General store being looted. A store where everything is a dollar! In LA, they loot stores where sneakers cost 250 dollars. In Philadelphia, they loot a store where sneakers cost a dollar.
Have Philadelphians no self-esteem?
Dollar Tree - everything is $1
Dollar General - many items are well above $1.
MSNBC needs to fact check this article.
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