Posted on 10/30/2020 4:10:15 PM PDT by ARGLOCKGUY
I am hosting my Daughters Halloween sleep over. I have 11 14 to 16 year old girls running loose around here. Please pray for me!!
It’s only one night. 8>)
> Fruit punch laced with sleeping pills might work.
Worked for Bill Cosby. /jk
Just a joke. Creepy but still just a joke.
My son, who is now the single parent of our fantastic 10 y/o grand daughter, has wisely determined not to have sleep overs at his home anymore. The risks associated with being a single man dealing with a house full of 9 - 11 year old girls is just too great. All it takes is one patent... despite his being a very wonderful guy.
Suicide mission.
May God bless and keep you.
COVID Nazis are canvasing the neighborhood!
That is why I am never alone with any girl. I am in my room.
When it gets quiet, time to go on full alert.
LOL...sage advise.
You’ve raised a smart young lady!
I’ll work the beads extra hard for you tonight. :)
This thread is HILARIOUS!!
Zip ties.
Bourbon won’t get rid of them, but it’ll make ‘em more tolerable.
CC
Just leave now.
Come back tomorrow.
Clean up the mess.
Tell your daughter you love her and you hope every one had a good time.
Apologize to your wife.
Estrogen Poisoning.
LOL
Warn them not to do anything you might need to call their parents for. If parents need to be called that one’s going home and anyone involved in said episode. What’s out on FB, twit, etc is there for life, be careful!
Give em a box of melatonin gummies.
RLTW
Am I the only one to find it disturbing? The Head Witch of the Church of Satan has stated Halloween is a gift to them, and you are asking for prayers in celebrating Halloween....just another reason America is where we are.
The day will come when you will look back and miss this. And wonder where your kids have gone. . . .
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