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Posted on 10/30/2020 4:10:15 PM PDT by ARGLOCKGUY
I am hosting my Daughters Halloween sleep over. I have 11 14 to 16 year old girls running loose around here. Please pray for me!!
TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: halloween
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To: Billthedrill
“Fake a heart attack is my advice.”
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No need to *fake*.
To: ARGLOCKGUY
That’ll work also...good luck! Don’t forget the ‘after-action’ report.
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posted on
10/30/2020 4:27:27 PM PDT
by
ex91B10
(Powered by the Penguin)
To: ARGLOCKGUY
My dad (who had 6 kids) had an old Sicilian trick. Get some ether and a sweat-sock. Then take them down 1 by 1. We drove from Michigan to Florida in a station wagon. I only remembe getting in the car and then seeing palm trees!
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posted on
10/30/2020 4:27:28 PM PDT
by
The MAGA-Deplorian
(It is the Trump way! It is the only way!)
To: ARGLOCKGUY
To: ARGLOCKGUY
Been there myself many times.
It was not fun.
My advice - Hit the bar and let the wife deal with them.
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posted on
10/30/2020 4:27:30 PM PDT
by
MountainDad
(A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others. Support your local militia.)
To: ARGLOCKGUY
Nothing I can say will help. You’re on your own, dude.
Take care.
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posted on
10/30/2020 4:28:14 PM PDT
by
Skooz
(Gabba Gabba accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us)
To: ARGLOCKGUY
Set a curfew! Nothing good happens after midnight!
To: TomServo
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posted on
10/30/2020 4:29:21 PM PDT
by
EliRoom8
To: ARGLOCKGUY
If they start singing “Look at Me, I’m Sandra Dee”, nip it in the bud.
To: ARGLOCKGUY
Do you know some moms who are willing to help?
Maybe in shifts of an hour or so.
Whatever possessed you to do this in the first place?
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posted on
10/30/2020 4:31:23 PM PDT
by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
To: ARGLOCKGUY
Fruit punch laced with sleeping pills might work.
To: Responsibility2nd
To: ARGLOCKGUY
Please help me!!! ... I have 11 14 to 16 year old girls running loose around here.You're Doomed.
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posted on
10/30/2020 4:33:22 PM PDT
by
Navy Patriot
(Celebrate Decivilization)
To: ARGLOCKGUY
Hmmn, play some Barry Manilow like they do for terrorists.
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posted on
10/30/2020 4:33:50 PM PDT
by
dforest
To: ARGLOCKGUY
Earplugs, I recommend earplugs.
And maybe a couple of shots...
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posted on
10/30/2020 4:34:24 PM PDT
by
glasseye
("If you don't fire that prosecutor, you ain't black." -Joe Biden)
To: ARGLOCKGUY
This is what I used to do. I put up a dome tent in the middle of the living room. That cut down on the running around room. I put a tv in front in the tent door, played movies and kept the snacks flowing. I never had a issue.
To: ARGLOCKGUY
Be sure to embarrass your daughter.
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posted on
10/30/2020 4:35:34 PM PDT
by
Kirkwood
(Follow your Inner Trump)
To: ARGLOCKGUY
Please do try to survive the event.
After Action Report can be used as Proof of Life when its all over.
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posted on
10/30/2020 4:35:44 PM PDT
by
Grimmy
(equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
To: Kirkwood
Yes this is a moral imperative.
To: ARGLOCKGUY
The word “no” should have shot this whole thing down right there.
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posted on
10/30/2020 4:37:01 PM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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