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Posted on 10/30/2020 4:10:15 PM PDT by ARGLOCKGUY
I am hosting my Daughters Halloween sleep over. I have 11 14 to 16 year old girls running loose around here. Please pray for me!!
TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: halloween
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To: ARGLOCKGUY
HA, and i thought 8 was bad... good luck
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posted on
10/30/2020 4:18:02 PM PDT
by
Chode
(Send bachelors and come heavily armed.)
To: ARGLOCKGUY
Tell them silence is golden and duct tape is silver.
The color choice is theirs.
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posted on
10/30/2020 4:18:19 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(And lead us not into hysteria, but deliver us from the handwashers. Amen!)
To: ARGLOCKGUY
Sugar. Give them sugar.
Lots of sugar.
To: ARGLOCKGUY
Some day it will be funny. When your kids get older and the nest become empty you really miss these kind of nights.
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posted on
10/30/2020 4:18:52 PM PDT
by
Kid Shelleen
(Beat your plowshares into swords. Let the weak say I am strong)
To: ARGLOCKGUY
Not good. Seriously. Their estrogen competition goes up and the dumbest side of the toxic feminine comes out of getting in groups like these.
I would get a big angry dog and have him bark super loud everytime they are either too loud or too quiet.
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posted on
10/30/2020 4:19:07 PM PDT
by
JudgemAll
(Democrats Fed. job-security in hates:hypocrites must be gay like us or be tested/crucified)
To: Vermont Lt
Taught 7th graders. What an amazing age. One minute talking about going out the next spongebob squarepants.
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posted on
10/30/2020 4:19:10 PM PDT
by
mware
(RETIRED)
To: ARGLOCKGUY
I told our 11yo daughter no Trick or Treating due to the global pandemic.
She replied that she is going to ring our door every two minutes for Trick or Treats.
To: ARGLOCKGUY
Better wear a body cam as an alibi...
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posted on
10/30/2020 4:19:34 PM PDT
by
Eccl 10:2
(Prov 3:5 --- "Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding")
To: ARGLOCKGUY
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posted on
10/30/2020 4:19:45 PM PDT
by
ex91B10
(Powered by the Penguin)
To: ARGLOCKGUY
GO HIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on
10/30/2020 4:20:04 PM PDT
by
JBW1949
(I'm really PC.....Patriotically Correct)
To: ARGLOCKGUY
Don’t, under any circumstances, allow them to form a coven! ;-)
To: ARGLOCKGUY
Serve up some snacks and take cover!
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posted on
10/30/2020 4:20:14 PM PDT
by
Samurai_Jack
(Democrats are not the enemy, Republicans are not your friends. We're on our own folks!)
To: Spirit of Liberty
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posted on
10/30/2020 4:20:28 PM PDT
by
mware
(RETIRED)
To: ex91B10
To: ARGLOCKGUY
We have never had kids, but if you go into one hidden area of the garage there is a large piece of “art” spray painted there by the previous owner’s teenage girls.
Moral: Hide the spray paint!
;-)
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posted on
10/30/2020 4:21:07 PM PDT
by
cgbg
(Biden n-2020: Criminal enterprise using cokehead as bagman. Pronounced: Bye Done.)
To: ARGLOCKGUY
You're creating memories for those kids so good on ya!
And, good luck, have been there!
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posted on
10/30/2020 4:23:00 PM PDT
by
capydick
(“Within the covers of the Bible are the answers for all the problems men face.)
To: ARGLOCKGUY
I will help you.
Scotch or bourbon?
I will send you a bottle of your favorite. What shall it be?
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posted on
10/30/2020 4:23:46 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(Click my screen name for an analysis on how HIllary wins next November.)
To: ARGLOCKGUY
One day you will look back on this day as not half as bad as some of the ones that came later.
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posted on
10/30/2020 4:24:42 PM PDT
by
BitWielder1
(I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
To: ARGLOCKGUY
You’re in jeopardy. Two days from now you may mightily regret permitting the sleep over. Are all the girls’ parents Trump supporters?
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posted on
10/30/2020 4:25:05 PM PDT
by
coaster123
(Hate has a home here.)
To: ARGLOCKGUY
You’re a guy. You should have some duct tape around somewhere....
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posted on
10/30/2020 4:25:46 PM PDT
by
PapaBear3625
("Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." -- Voltaire)
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