Please help me!!!

me | now | me

[ARGLOCKGUY]

I am hosting my Daughters Halloween sleep over. I have 11 14 to 16 year old girls running loose around here. Please pray for me!!

[HereInTheHeartland]

Do you know any Navy SEALs ?
It sounds like a situation that requires very skilled hostage rescue personal .

[The Duke]

I would pray for you, but according to my calculations, right about now you’re tied to a stake and they’re about to throw a flaming torch at your feet.

[Billthedrill]

Yeah, he hasn’t posted for an hour. Could be real ugly by now...

[tbw2]

Get Halloween cookie making kits from the grocery store. Some are even no-bake.

[Grimmy]

She replied that she is going to ring our door every two minutes for Trick or Treats.

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That girl is a problem solver!

[Grimmy]

It’s for Halloween.

Halloween needs the scary.

I suggest having them listen to...

Danielle Steadman’s Dogman Encounter! (Dogman Encounters Episode 83)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWz8Phhz4kU

At least then you should have less to worry about them trying to sneak out at night.

[BiteYourSelf]

I suggest a whip and a chair.😁

[xp38]

Or.....if you need to bring out the heavy artillery

[Disambiguator]

Play some Yes and some Rush (the band, not Limbaugh), and maybe even some King Crimson. They'll be begging to leave. 😄

[military cop]

I’m guessing he couldn’t have more than 3 bathrooms and the backyard.

Haribos could be an event of historical proportions.....

RLTW

[xp38]

Yes sorry....didn't think that through...still it would be...

[logi_cal869]

And definitely don’t tell Hunter.

[Mama Shawna]

WTF are you talking about? This is just Friday night fun.

[gspurlock]

Open a bottle of wine. Go to your room, sip and google local house cleaning services. All will be well.

[jmacusa]

Xanax is much better. Doesn’t leave you quite so zonked.

[Big Red Badger]

The party broke up after
The Fire Department left.

[Big Red Badger]

It’s surise,
Hope Your hanging in There!

[ex91B10]

Xanax is much better. Doesn’t leave you quite so zonked.

I thought being 'zonked' was the whole point! :-)

[jmacusa]

LOL. In a manner of speaking I suppose. Seriously though Valium is a central nervous system tranquilizer whereas Xanax is an anti anxiety medication that affects the limbic system in the brain.

[ARGLOCKGUY]

I survived. But one of my daughter got me. When I was going to bed at 2300 hours. She announced , “OK, he is gone call the boys to come over.” Just loud enough for me to hear.