Posted on 10/28/2020 12:50:48 PM PDT by Gamecock
WILMINGTON, DE—The Biden campaign has revealed plans for an oval basement, should the former vice president win the election.
If Biden is elected, he'll work out of the comfort of the new Oval Basement underneath the White House. The old Oval Office will be used by Kamala Harris to run the administration while Biden naps and is held there for safekeeping.
"We'll be converting the White House basement into a cozy, laid-back Oval Basement just for Joe," said one aide. "It'll have a bed, couches, and, heck, who knows: maybe a dartboard and a ping-pong table."
The presidential candidate also specifically requested a regulation-size shuffleboard court and a presidential aide who does nothing but run Bingo games all day.
Biden lashed out at journalists who questioned him about the planned basement, saying, "What are you trying to pull, Jack?" and "Who are you people and why am I dressed up in this suit and tie?"
I hate to violate Gordon’s rule, but there is something unsettling about an administration that starts out in a bunker.
“Gordon’s” should be “Godwin’s”
Comfy-cozy!
DANG!
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And it will always be 100 degrees :)
Every meeting with a foreign leader will start with
“you think you’re better than me?”
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