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Hero: Man Stranded On Desert Island Still Obediently Wearing His Mask
Babylon Bee ^ | October 23rd, 2020 | BABYLON BEE

Posted on 10/23/2020 4:16:47 PM PDT by MuttTheHoople

CARIBBEAN—The U.S. Coast Guard announced today that they discovered a man who has been stranded on a deserted island in the Caribbean Ocean for over 5 months after his boat sunk in a storm. A spokesman for the USCG reported that this heroic man has been responsibly wearing his mask the entire time on the island, even though he is the only living soul in a thousand-mile radius.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; brave; heroic; mask; stunning
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so STUNNING and BRAVE
1 posted on 10/23/2020 4:16:47 PM PDT by MuttTheHoople
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To: MuttTheHoople

That mask looks new. Do you think the Coast Guard gave him a new one? And, he must have found food because he has a bit of a belly.


2 posted on 10/23/2020 4:20:31 PM PDT by mia
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3 posted on 10/23/2020 4:20:48 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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Retarded. Wait what, did I just say "retarded". I meant imbecile, no that's not right, moron ... humm maybe idiot.

The left will give him a medal.
4 posted on 10/23/2020 4:21:28 PM PDT by zadox (Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them. Reagan)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

That’s excellent!


5 posted on 10/23/2020 4:24:45 PM PDT by kevao (BIBLICAL JESUS: Give your money to the poor. SOCIALIST JESUS: Give your neighbor's money to the poor)
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To: MuttTheHoople

Sometimes it’s so hard to tell the Bee’s satire from reality.


6 posted on 10/23/2020 4:24:56 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: MuttTheHoople

The Bee strikes again!


7 posted on 10/23/2020 4:30:54 PM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: mia; zadox

Babylon Bee


8 posted on 10/23/2020 4:35:03 PM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (Your tagline sucked, so it was deleted - Admin)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Good one diane


9 posted on 10/23/2020 4:49:35 PM PDT by thinden
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To: MuttTheHoople

btt


10 posted on 10/23/2020 4:53:31 PM PDT by KSCITYBOY (The media is corrupt)
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To: MuttTheHoople

Almost had me here.


11 posted on 10/23/2020 4:57:30 PM PDT by McGruff (Polls are for dancing)
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Jeez, now Biden will make that a campaign issue.


12 posted on 10/23/2020 4:58:54 PM PDT by McGruff (Polls are for dancing)
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To: MuttTheHoople

Sounds reasonable to me.

13 posted on 10/23/2020 5:00:43 PM PDT by McGruff (Polls are for dancing)
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I never knew that the Caribbean Ocean was so big.


14 posted on 10/23/2020 5:12:12 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Outstanding


15 posted on 10/23/2020 5:18:49 PM PDT by Professional
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To: Verginius Rufus

Good catch ... bet most missed it.


16 posted on 10/23/2020 5:44:57 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (Corrupt Slow Joe Biden is the Bolshevik sock puppet.)
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To: MuttTheHoople

Love it!


17 posted on 10/23/2020 5:48:03 PM PDT by livius
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To: MuttTheHoople

Everyday I see idiots wearing masks while working out, jogging, biking, driving, and I think to myself, “WTF, over?”


18 posted on 10/23/2020 6:01:48 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici
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I wear my mask at night while sleeping at my wife’s request.


19 posted on 10/23/2020 7:21:14 PM PDT by dirtymac (Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.(DT4POTUS))
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To: MuttTheHoople; 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...

Good citizen!

Joe Biden approves this message, if he remembers it!

DANG!


20 posted on 10/27/2020 1:13:34 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Hope is not a plan. -- Matthew Bracken)
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