Posted on 10/20/2020 8:30:44 AM PDT by BipolarBob
U.S.—Health experts across the globe are recommending a new strategy for maximizing your social distance: attending a Joe Biden rally.
Officials say there's no better place to be miles away from most other humans.
"When you attend a Joe Biden rally, you're very unlikely to get infected, since, you know, there's no one else there," said one CDC official. "We've found that Trump rallies are super-spreader events since there's a ton of people. Biden rallies are great for stopping the virus. You just stand in the middle of a field while an old guy shouts from a podium hundreds of feet far away from you."
"Plus, you can rest and relax. Get away from the busyness of modern life: attend a Biden rally. BIDEN-HARRIS 2020!"
The health experts named several alternatives that are also acceptable for maximal social distancing, including attending a Biden boat parade, a Biden car parade, and a Nickelback concert.
Well played, Babylon Bee.
The New York Times critics can eat cake (or something like that :-) .
Ha! Good one (rim shot)
Love it!
LOL!
Good one....
If they get 10 more people at a Biden rally they’re going to have to invest in a seriously large jumbotron so it doesn’t look like Quid Pro Joe is using a teleprompter. You will know if his rally size increases when he starts to use to those glasses with the focusing dial on the stems in front of the ears.
lol. love it!
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